How would I know? Human technology works on completely different principles to gem technology, with its conductive metal circuitry and polymer fibres.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Only here for about an hour and 40 minutes before work.
(A CERTAIN HORRIBLE BASQUE FRENCHMAN is sitting on the back step, holding something that's clearly wayyyy the fuck too small for his giant meatpaws and staring down at it with this look of complete awe, tears welling up in his beady little eyes.)
.......
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Starts a little when he hears Yvette, very nearly fumbling the tiny thing he's holding.)
...K-... Kit—... Khhhh...
(Slowly holds it out to where Yvette can see, his hands shaking a little. oh goodness
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...K-k-kitten...
(TEARS)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(The kitten stares up at Yvette with its tiny little blue kitten eyes and mewls, weakly sniffing at her.)
(Seems comforted at Yvette's competence with kitten-handling.)
...I-I, uhhhhm... This—this kitten, I am ninety percent certain it's a girl one, u-unless it has some sort of chromosome condition, b-because the calico pattern is nearly always an indicator of—of female sex...
(Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze...)
...Wh-what should her name be...?
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...O-oh, uhhhhm... I-I am the Resplendent Lord, Prince of the Thousand Stars, Demiurge Eternal Panagiotis Lucien Ibarra... B-but you may call me "Panos", o-or "God", b-but most are skeptics, a-and opt for—for the former, and that's—... uhhhm... th-that's fine...
(Hweeeeeeeze, coughcoughcough.)
Hhhhrk... Uhhhm... A-and what is your name, m-mortal...?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Th-that... Uhhhhm...
(Wheezes and smiles a nervous little smile.)
...I-it means a lot to me, that—th-that you believe despite, uhhhhm... despite the—the unassuming and loathsome appearance o-of my flesh-shell... Uhhhhm... Th-thank you, Yvette...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-She drops it on the floor-
It is missing crucial parts. And by that I mean it is missing all of its crucial parts that would enable its use as a portal device
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?