Outside
-wait WAIT--upon closer inspection, audrey, that's not an asteroid! it's just a spaceship!
◊-
-how did you get a closer inspection, you may be asking yourself? simple!-
-It's hurtling straight out of the sky towards the room-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(Miyu Emiya is atop the roof, suddenly wondering why it got warmer)
...?
(she looks up - at the spaceship on a direct course towards the Room)
...!
(she leaps to her feet, the tattoo on her left arm glowing, watching for the moment just before that spaceship crashes...)
edited 6th Aug '16 12:54:25 PM by foxmccloud4387
(she's not gonna run, if that ship is gonna destroy the entire house)
Rho Aias!
(as she holds her hand out, Archer's nigh-unbreakable seven-layered barrier appears in front of her, intent on blocking off one whole side of the Room)
(...except it's only got four layers instead of seven, her foundation on the roof isn't the best, and the shield isn't exactly covering the entire Room)
(A for effort, though)
edited 6th Aug '16 1:04:07 PM by foxmccloud4387
Outside
-The ship crashes directly into the room, breaking straight through the Rho Aias and annihilating everyone in it's path...--NAW-
-The barrier manages to hold against the momentum of the ship and prevents it from clipping the room a new one-
-It somehow manages to defy Newton's third law for the most part and doesn't blow itself up against the barrier, instead eventually falling to the ground with a loud thud-
-You can see the pilot in visible relief from your position, Miyu-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanGhh...!
(Miyu retracts her left arm in pain, the tattoo on her shoulder giving off an odd mix of orange and green sparks, as the battered Rho Aias fades away once its job is done)
Haah... haah...
(she spends a few seconds catching her breath, before she notices the pilot from her position)
...
(with her good arm, she gives him an exhausted wave, to hail him)

How about outside? It's nice out there.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!