( Slowly but surely, a strange ... uh, demon, slowly emerged from the pentagram ... )
( But, instead of being menacing and horrifying, it wore a rather tired look on its' face. )
( As soon as its' hooves and tail came out of the pentagram, pentagram disappeared and the chanting stopped. )
UGH, i'm so going to kill Daemon for this, he didn't even tell me that the fridge was empty, and —
( Its eyes soon hovered over to the bystanders, and its eyes widened. )
... This ... isn't the humen grocery store, isn't it?
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......…?
(Stares uneasily at the unholy fallen angel before him. Is some fat dweeb with weird bug(?) arms instead of proper arms.
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...Erm. No, demon, this is a house. Now—now don't go and get any ideas, hm? There is a higher power yet than you... Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus...
(Crosses Adel and the dog for good measure.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019A threat? Hey hey HEY! I'm a pretty decent threat ... To food, for the most part. I happen to be one of the bodyguards of the great Antichrist himself!
( She stares at the fat nerd, before lowering its' eyelids and placing a clawed hand on her cheek.)
I'm not looking to cause any havoc, you idiot. I'm here for food, and i'm getting nothing but unneccessary attention from a bunch of nonsense flesh bags. I would've taken a dog as a snack, but I heard dog meat isn't very popular...
( Rolls her eyes. )
Now, since I am not a threat, will you leave me be? I need to feed myself before I starve to death... or perhaps pick one of you to feast on.
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......…
...Well! Step back from that refrigerator at once, o Opposer of Christ, for I... I am about to rid this place of your unholy presence at once...!
...With hotteok. I'll cook some for you, and then you need to go, okay?
(Folds his arms indignantly.)
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