(Hasn't bothered with a bowl either, but is doing his best to be neat and not get any on his clothes.)
...I-I am, uhhhm... Have—have you happened to have—... heard of a... Massalia...?
(Seems just as unfazed by this.)
...A construct, humanoid in form, created by a magus via an alchemical formula to perform whatever function the magus has deemed necessary. The shapeshifting, heh... It seems more in the purview of a nature spirit... but someone like that would be selling themselves— heh! —very short if they claimed to be a homunculus...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Y—... W-well, no, not—not proximally... W-we are, uhhhm, d-descended from the Greeks, f-from long ago, but... uhhhm... Merde, how to—how to refer geographically when—...?
(Goes silent a second, concentrating.)
...O-okay, uhhhm... Do... Do you know where Asturias is...?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Chirps excitedly-
...
-Still no thumbs-
-Can't risk showing up here properly, either-
That's... not quite what I am. -Finishes pulling on clothes and approaches him-
I wasn't made by a mage. I was... made, I guess, by a bunch of scientists.
I used to be a human a long time ago. This is mostly just a front these days. People kept screaming when I tried to show up without it.

"Well, is there anyone else as short as me here?"
-I should mention Minari is about an inch tall-
edited 20th Jul '16 9:48:14 PM by ZodanTheUnbounceable
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