Because it's not possible in real life? As far as I know. Like whenever I find some strange artefact on my adventures, and all of the people are saying it has magical powers, then turns out it doesn't? Take the Cintamani Stone, for starters. They said it was a huge-ass sapphire, then it turns out to be fossilised resin.
buttsWoah, this thread's getting dark, but don't you guys worry, Clippy's here to make everything better! You missed him?
Clippit: It looks like you are trying to clean up the whole mess. Would you like help?
-approaches Cloud-
Clippit: Psst, Mr. Strife, thanks a lot for driving that crazy girl who kept trying to shoot me away, if I didn't have had your help I'm afraid I wouldn't have made it! Somebody needs to remind her of rule one...
edited 7th Nov '11 8:24:59 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."...Huh? I think we're functioning under different definitions of magic.
You know, magic? Like... -twirls a small fireball between his fingers, let's it go out. Looks at him expectantly- Yes?
-to Clippy- I'm sorry it took so long. And I'm sorry about what I said.
Yes, I would like help.
I certainly did!
edited 7th Nov '11 8:29:09 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-starts moving things and cleaning up-
Clippit: Yes, yes I am, is there something wrong?
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Clippit: But it wasn't Mr. Strife's fault, Mr. Volkov went mad! Then again Mr. Strife kind of did too... Let's just say the room turned into a mental hospital momentarily. Normally, Mr. Strife is really nice! He saved me from the insane girl over there!
-points to Chen-
edited 7th Nov '11 8:44:43 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Clippit:
Yeah... I understand your reaction mister, lots of things happen around here.
By the way, my name's Clippit but you can call me Clippy. I'm a professional assistant, if you need help, call me! What's your name?
edited 7th Nov '11 8:54:56 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-Dracule Mihawk and Grimmjow are silent-
Hello there.
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.

Magic... oh, I get it. You mean those tricks that they do on magic showd right? Never seen this one before... looks almost like real magic. -continues lifting up burnt things-
butts