I didn't mean to scare you. I just find it easier to hug your tail than to hug your ankle.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...Eheheheheh...! Ehehehahaha...! That's—... that's really good, you know...?
(Smiles genuinely, slowly sitting himself up.)
...Heh... It is a good bird, isn't it...
Oh, o-oh good, I hope he, uhhhm... fell into a ditch...
...I—I have been doing fairly... uhhhm... fairly well, I am—... I—I am going to ascend soon, I think, a-and it—... yes... a-also be careful, there is, uhhhm... a-a terrorist somewhere...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Heh, sure... I think he'd like that...
(how the fuck can other homunculi turn into birds WHY CAN YOU NOT DO THIS GÜNTHER GLAZKOV WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU)
...W-well, he... h-he had a knife, a-and he was very— very, uhhhm... r-religious and—and didn't want to see reason, and he threatened to kill me when I—I introduced myself, so—... uhhhm... r-religious terrorism, yes, unfortunate...
(Scratches at his mussed-up mat of hair, a leaf falling out of it.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Main Room
Um... Officially... A few years now? But I am designed to appear 10.-he sees absolutely nothing wrong with what he's saying-
Forest
I getcha... Well, not really because I've been training in the Underworld otherwise but...-Rubs his eyes some more-
My eyes aren't red are they?
-kinda-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean