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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1124376: Jul 12th 2016 at 6:41:57 AM

Hm?

-looks down at Audrey-

Ah- you're here.

-throws one of the canes down to her-

That's just a little present.

-before he starts coming down off the roof-

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1124377: Jul 12th 2016 at 6:44:25 AM

(It falls on the ground. She never was good at catching. She does pick it up, though.)

Am I going to beat the psychics into submission with a cane?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1124378: Jul 12th 2016 at 6:46:58 AM

Canes are good weapons.

And a good concealed weapon, because people don't expect it.

You could even use an umbrella.

But for offense- a good walking stick is better.

-he stretches a little- Though we won't be doing any fencing using these today. That's just yours for you to keep.

Twist the hook a little and pull though. Since I know that cane fencing isn't everyone's preferred method.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1124379: Jul 12th 2016 at 6:49:44 AM

(twist, pull)

What will we be doing today, then?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1124380: Jul 12th 2016 at 6:54:59 AM

I'll be going through some theory just quickly before we begin.

Then I'll teach you some pugilism, and kicks from Savate.

These are basics that are good to fall back on. A backbone of how you fight.

We'll finish off with starting on some grappling techniques which are good to remember for situational encounters.

-when Audrey twists and pulls, it reveals that the cane he gave her in fact had a hidden dagger in it attached to the hook of the cane-

-it's about 7 inches long-

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1124381: Jul 12th 2016 at 6:58:27 AM

-look salty girl-

-there he is on the couch-

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1124382: Jul 12th 2016 at 6:59:03 AM

(quickly puts back the deadly weapon)

Uh, okay. Sounds good.


Hey, Silver.

(doesn't look up)

edited 12th Jul '16 7:00:01 AM by TooManyIdeas

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1124383: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:00:58 AM

Hi, Xion.

-looks over at her-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1124384: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:05:05 AM

-nods-

There are three principles that must be remembered.

These are the essential things that you aim to do.

It's good to remember them so that you can form your strategy.

One, disturb the equilibrium of your opponent- upsetting their balance, making sure that they are the ones on the back-foot. Making them unfocused.

Two, surprise them before they have the time to regain their balance and use their strength

Three- If necessary, subject the joints of any parts of the body, whatever it is, to strains that they are anatomically and mechanically unable to resist.

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1124385: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:08:16 AM

-gen walks into the kitchen, wiping his feet off on the mat-

always hate doing this

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1124386: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:11:51 AM

(does not look up or say anything)

(seems like she's thinking about something she doesn't want to think about)


So, mess up their balance, surprise them and hit where they can't handle it. Okay.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1124387: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:13:12 AM

-to Gen- Wiping your feet on the doormat-?

-nods-

Pretty much.

You don't want to match their strengths.

You want to manipulate it.

If a man is taller than you- strike low- it'll take him much longer to react to attacks like that.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1124388: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:16:20 AM

...Xion?

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1124389: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:16:24 AM

What if they're shorter?


...Huh?

edited 12th Jul '16 7:16:50 AM by TooManyIdeas

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
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#1124390: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:17:48 AM

Are you alright?

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1124391: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:19:16 AM

Depends on how much shorter.

You'll want to try and strike low regardless, but- well- they're there, so striking high is a good option too. Especially if you make them believe you'll strike low- their arms will be down, and will require time to come up to counter.

The important thing is to note how the foe is positioned a lot of the time.

A fight- is much like a game of chess, played at extreme speed.

Ideally- you only want to be fighting for a few seconds, or a minute at most.

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1124392: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:21:28 AM

huh? Oh no. Just had a rough night and grumbling to myself

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1124393: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:23:11 AM

Ah- right. -pauses to herself for a moment-

What happened?

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1124394: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:25:04 AM

Um...I'm just...really interested in this book!

(That's Fucking Bullshit)


Oh! That makes sense!

(neck scratch) I just hope I can actually figure out how to do that...

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1124395: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:26:29 AM

-looks at her-

-that is the look of a seasoned bullshitter telling her "no"-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1124396: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:32:11 AM

The techniques I'll teach you should help with that.

They have for me, at least.

I once found myself in a fight with- about- two men wielding knives, a third with a bat, and a couple that were using their fists. So all in all- five men.

They were members of a mafia that was trying to move in and set themselves up in town.

They came from Greece originally. Greeks have a history of good knife-fighters in their underground. After all- when dueling was still a big thing in the world- in Greece, they didn't use rapiers or pistols. They used knives.

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1124398: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:34:05 AM

...Can't stop thinking about Cloud.


And you survived that...there's no way I would have gotten out of that...

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1124399: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:36:06 AM

What about Cloud?

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1124400: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:38:50 AM

I didn't only survive. I incapacitated all five.

I might have gone over-board on a couple. The knife fighters, they were.

Broken legs. I checked on their medical records- they should be able to walk again, thankfully.

A dragon? I think Ches mentioned something about a dragon coming out of the ground...

Something about green crystals- an energy source...

I wasn't really listening. I was trying to sleep.

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