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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1123551: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:00:33 PM

Well- I mean- I haven't really told him to expect lessons. I just referred her to him.

So-... I dunno- if she does something crazy like ask for a portal- hopefully Ches doesn't direct her to one so she can go as she is now.

Considering you come from what is currently a warzone in your world, I think that would be on your priorities list.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1123552: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:04:01 PM

Yeah...can you teach me?

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1123553: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:04:13 PM

-Has been sitting outside looking blank-

edited 10th Jul '16 3:04:25 PM by WonderSquid

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1123554: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:06:43 PM

I've never had a protege before.

But I am qualified to teach self-defense.

And I've got personal experience in espionage, and detective work.

I'm not officially qualified to teach firearms safety, but I've done research into it.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1123555: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:09:26 PM

I will be a good student! (Salute)

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1123556: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:14:46 PM

Oh...

-notices cloud staring blankly at nothing-

...

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1123557: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:14:57 PM

Yeah, but modern technology has helped with my problems... sort of. I still can't go into normal sized buildings, which is one of my bigger issues.

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1123558: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:18:13 PM

Well, I bet he'd know not to give that to a teenager.

... What's that?

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1123559: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:28:55 PM

-kranz looks over at cloud then sighs-

Minus well check on him

-kranz heads over to cloud-

Hey you still alive?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1123560: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:40:29 PM

-nods- He's a bit of a genius- but at least he isn't an inventor type to build a portal even if he would do it...

You don't need to salute, I'm not a military officer by any means.

But- thank you.

If you do want to call me sir, that's your prerogative.

I usually keep things informal.

-nods- Ah yes... hopefully the technology will one day come.

Or the magic.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1123561: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:41:59 PM

(nods) Just tell me what to do.


The global communications network.

edited 10th Jul '16 3:42:32 PM by TooManyIdeas

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1123562: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:44:05 PM

-he leans back against the desk-

I don't know where you'd want to start.

Close quarters combat, or firearms.

Or espionage- but that's hard to teach in this environment.

We'd basically be playing hide and seek out in the forest in that case.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1123563: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:46:30 PM

Close quarters. Work up from there.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1123564: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:49:43 PM

Al right.

That sort of thing takes a while to learn so we'll probably be revisiting this one often so that it becomes instinctual.

-he stops leaning against the desk-

First of all- I want to see how you form a fist.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1123565: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:51:30 PM

Mm. Well- probably don't need to worry about it, then.

I've- never heard of that.

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1123566: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:51:49 PM

Hopefully, yeah.

When I look through the window, I can't help but wonder what it's like to run up the stairs or... jump on the couch or something. Trivial things, but they're still things I can't do.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1123567: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:54:30 PM

-jokingly- Maybe you just need to build yourself a house and furniture to your scale then. -smiles-

-nods- Yeah- we probably don't need to worry.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1123568: Jul 10th 2016 at 3:58:55 PM

(well she isn't gonna break her thumb at least)

(but holy crap that's a tight grip, the fists are shaking)


Maybe it only exists in my world...

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1123569: Jul 10th 2016 at 4:01:24 PM

-chuckles-

That'd be really cool! But it'd cost so much money...

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1123570: Jul 10th 2016 at 4:03:04 PM

I just hope things go well for her.

...We just call it the internet. At least- if they're the same sort of thing.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1123571: Jul 10th 2016 at 4:03:55 PM

Relax your grip.

Try not to dig your nails into your palms.

Keep it firm- but not too firm. If you tense up too much, it'll just hurt more.

You have to be controlled when you're fighting.

Try not to clench so hard it becomes uncomfortable.

Ah- maybe you could get a discount due to how big you are-? -smirks- After all- it's not your fault- why should you pay more for it- you pay your taxes.

-nods- Yeah...

But- oh well. There's not much we can do about it if she does leave.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1123572: Jul 10th 2016 at 4:08:23 PM

The Internet? That was Earth's version! According to the stories, anyway!

(way too excited about this)


Oh, okay...I thought I would lose the grip if it wasn't that tight...

(okay that's better)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1123573: Jul 10th 2016 at 4:11:53 PM

-nods-

You don't want shaky hands.

You need to be firm but flexible- and relaxed.

Adrenaline is actually your enemy a lot of the time. You're not reasoning when you're in that state of mind. You may be stronger, but you make mistakes.

Better to fight smart rather than to fight hard.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1123574: Jul 10th 2016 at 4:12:36 PM

Maybe the military would help pay for it. I can't imagine that would be high on their list of priorities, considering I do have a small living space on their base, but... someday, maybe.

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1123575: Jul 10th 2016 at 4:14:07 PM

Except maybe go after her, but that wouldn't end well at all.

Is there something... weird about it being from Earth?


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