...Heh... If you say so...
(Has slouched over a bit and tries to steady himself, leaning on the arm that got de-handed.)
...O-oh... I, uhhhm... I—I had assumed you were all... natives here...? But—but that... That is, uhhhm... pretty unpleasant...
(Wheeeze.)
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(Reaches up and clumsily brushes his hair out of his face.)
...Heh... There...
…
(Lowers his head, sigh-wheezing and looking saddened.)
...This—this is an, uhhhm... a-an injustice, clearly, that you and your beloved family have been, uhhhm... separated so. I...
(Gets a very serious look.)
...I intend to right this wrong...
(Says the insane fat guy who barely has his own shit together.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...W-well, that's—... Uhhhhm... I am not entirely certain, yet...? I—I am still attempting to... to realize the fullness of the, uhhhm, divine abilities and attributes of my soul, a-and this is often a rather dodgy and laborious process... But! But... I, uhhhhm... I will do whatever I can to—to ensure your safe and expedient passage to—to the America place, this I solemnly swear...
(Wheezes intensely and makes a sad attempt at this godly pose
◊.)
...Heh... Guess so, huh...?
(His eyes kind of start watering again. Has a very cold, harsh gaze, even when smiling, almost like an eagle watching prey.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...O-oh yes, uhhhm...! That—that would be advisable, probably, amass some... uhhhm... d-disciples and—and maybe that would expedite the, uhhhm... the—the processes...
(Suddenly blinks, as if something occurred to him.)
...Merde... Still I have neglected the—... the stairs... I keep on forgetting, s-so often...
...Heh, it's mainly just the sunlight, I'm not accustomed... Were this a darkened room, I would be just fine...
(Brushes his hair back over one eye.)
...Heh...! I'm an emo kid now...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019And I forgive you.
-Sighs and runs a hand through her hair-
It doesn't really matter what happened before, however many mistakes we made, however many things we did right. We can't change any of it. The only thing to do is try better next time.
-Blinks-
Um... wouldn't your hair have to be black for that?
Y-yes... An, uhhhm... a very nice and—and friendly mortal suggested it to me that I should—should, uhhhm... attempt to hasten the ascension of—of my divine soul by using the stairs for, uhhhm... f-for exercise, and—and I have meant to do this, but I continually forget, and—and...
(Despondent sigh-wheeze.)
...That's true. Perhaps I could pass as an incredibly misplaced scene boy, then... Light yellow is technically a fluorescent color, isn't it...?
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...I'm starting to worry that...I'm the only one here from my world...