...Y-yes, I... I think I may have, uhhhhm... felt of it, just now...? W-with my god-powers...
(Hastily nods at Mindy, wheezing.) O-oh, uhhhm, yes...! Yes, it... uhhhm... I—I am fine, fully, a-and what— the— uhhhhm... y-you should instead be— be, uhhhm, concerned for the... the man... o-or men...? That—that had the thing happen, w-with his flesh and the, uhhhm... boiling, and—...
(Wheeeeeeeze. Paws nervously at his head.)
…?
(Stirs and peers dazedly up at Julie. Is wearing sunglasses and some kind of headband. Just looks very tired and out of it.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Y-yes, uhhhm... I—I mean, I did heal him I think...? a-and he—... uhhhm... mitosed...?
(Hastily nods at Audrey.) O-oh yes...! I-I, uhhhm... I have an, uhhhm, a— a divine soul within me, i-incubating in my physical form, and it—it has i-immense power, inherent in—in its very being, immense, uhhhhm... power...
(Wheeeeeeze.)
(Nods weakly.)
...Yeah... Heh... Sort of... overdid it, yesterday...
(Starts trying to get up, kind of hindered by the lack of one hand.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Heh... Josef Stalin came, and I sort of tried to kick his ass... and all things considered, it went pretty well...
(Has managed to get himself sat up, but is still pretty slumped over.)
…?
(Yehhhh Audrey, this guy is pretty plainly not a god at all, but rather a man with very irregular, disjointed and flighty mental impulses, like the psychic equivalent of a hoarder's squalid, disorganized house.)
{?????? what is that you how have you what hello yes where}
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Heh, well... He sort of started it... I think my comedy bit was pissing him off...
(Wry, if exhausted, smirk.)
…
(Stares blankly a moment, trying very, very hard to arrange his horrid thought-mess into... something.)
{...?? O-okay, uhhhm... terrorists always watching why auntie Hello...? Are—are you, uhhhm euskal herria a... a telepath, o-or is this me...? it hurts no it's nothing i am fine }
(Wheeeeeeeeeze.)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019O-oh, uhhhhm... N-no, it's fine...! I, uhhhhm... much prefer that over—over the unwanted psychic contact th-the Massalian government makes with me, o-or the terrorists, a-and that's basically every day, a-and also my, uhhhm... uhhhm... s-some personal things that are—... I-it's okay, really...
(Nervous smile.)
What, I was supposed to stop and break character...? Heh...! It was only adding... A shame, what little stamina I had before... before that stupid mess has pretty well been pissed away... We could have wrestled...
(Sighs wistfully.)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...U-uhhhm... Massalia, b-but the south part, near Asturias, but—but, uhhhhm, I am not Asturian, I—... I—I live in Bayonne, sort of—sort of near the coast...
(Sounds... French? French-ish, with some other bizarre twinge of an accent in there.)
...Heh... Resting... I think I have done... more than my share of that, lately...
(Starts to push his stump-hand though his bangs, but stops when he realizes lol no hand)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019…
(Deep sigh.)
...I lost a great deal of muscle from that entire clusterfuck... I am only just now able to keep myself upright, and I would like very much for that trend to continue, so you people won't have to keep tending to me like some sickly animal...
...Y-yes, uhhhm... Just—just south of Saxony, and, uhhhm... Bribractia...
(Wheeeeze.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Heh...! I... I really don't get it, even still...
(Sort of stares off into the distance.)
...Hm...? O-oh, uhhhm... No, n-no thank you, this— uhhhm... It—it just sort of... happens... But—but my breathing, i-it's... uhhhm...
(Wheeeeeeeeeze.)
...fine, mostly, e-except when it isn't, but I... I have an inhaler for that, and—and that always fixes it, a-and it isn't—isn't abnormal or any, uhhhm, c-cause for concern...
(Nervous fidgeting.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-Halts, looking down at him-
Uh...