.......G..........A..............S.............................P-P-P!!!!!!!!
(An unforeseen energy COURSES THROUGH HIS BODY AS HE LOCKS EYES WITH......)
..........JOSEF GOTDAMN STALIN. SWEET JEEZUS, MARY AND OPRAH.
(Despite the thin veneer of a stereotypical American accent, Stalin, you can tell he pronounces your name like a true Russian.)
(Does not seem to notice and just keeps kicking in that general direction, making upset screams and wheezes and shuddering like fuckin' crazy.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019R-Right!
-runs, but she stops when she looks back and sees two Clouds-
?
-paralyzed by sheer confusion-
-well sloth is talkin to audrey in the main room, mindy is freakin' out in the kitchen with bunny-
Mm, well... you haven't had your powers for a very long time, have you? It's important to be patient about these things.
-Lust looks at Squid Stalin-
...That's gotta be the weirdest demon I've seen in a while.
edited 4th Jul '16 10:34:09 PM by HilarityEnsues
....DIE, YOU SPIDERY COMMUNISTIC FFFFFILTH!
(SHRIEKS WITH THE VOICE OF A THOUUUUUUSAND SCREAMING EAGLES AND—)
(Weakly flops forward onto Stalin, lethargically grappling a spider leg with his one remaining hand.)
MY BODY MAY BE BROKEN....... but i swear....... on buddy holly's sainted grave in graceland....... my BURNING HEART will SCALD YOU ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019AGH FUCK!!!!!!
-Scalds in the holy light, due to being repulsed by Religion-
-Would retreat, but Gunth's fatass weighs him down and forces him to scald-
FUCKING IDIOTS, LET ME GO!!!!!
—-
I didn't like his face. He seemed smug, and I cannot bear to be around smug people, lest I lose patience and give them a good smack.
I don't remember how long it took for me to get the hang of things... I don't know if that'd really be a good means of comparison for you, anyways. But, assuming your powers are limited to telepathy, that is at least less of a chance for things to go wrong...
I don't... I thought Cloud was a human...
-watches the weirdass battle, enraptured-
Now this is quite a show!
Wh— wh—wh—...?
(Fearfully peers over to see... TWO OF CLOUD)
…? U-uhhhm...? Did... Did I... heal him...?
(Takes a deep wheeze and nervously scoots over to look at the Clouds.)
KEEP IT UP, LITTLE LADY, YOUR FREEDOM OF RELIGION BEAM HURTS HIS NASTY SATANIC SOUL!!!!!
(Squeezes the spider leg he's holding with sub-homunculus force, probably about as hard as a grown man half-assing it.)
(Also, they're out on ye backe steppe)
edited 4th Jul '16 10:51:01 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-It doesn't outwardly react to him-
-It continues to grow and warp, and then splits in two-
-The appendages retract and form into muscles, some fuse together to make proper arms and legs, masses of flesh grow features-
-Until eventually there are two Clouds, lying in a pile of shredded clothes, faintly damp with god knows what, completely still-
-And then they start breathing-