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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1120826: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:28:35 PM

-It doesn't outwardly react to him-

-It continues to grow and warp, and then splits in two-

-The appendages retract and form into muscles, some fuse together to make proper arms and legs, masses of flesh grow features-

-Until eventually there are two Clouds, lying in a pile of shredded clothes, faintly damp with god knows what, completely still-

-And then they start breathing-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1120827: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:30:25 PM

A wizard who could live forever...?

...Well, erm, that man called himself Koschei, and said he was a Heroic Spirit, which is this legendary figure summoned from outside time, apparently.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1120828: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:30:34 PM

...Right. Though - Gunther didn't get that, either.

He is a homunculus, though, so...

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1120829: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:33:13 PM

.......G..........A..............S.............................P-P-P!!!!!!!!

(An unforeseen energy COURSES THROUGH HIS BODY AS HE LOCKS EYES WITH......)

..........JOSEF GOTDAMN STALIN. SWEET JEEZUS, MARY AND OPRAH.

(Despite the thin veneer of a stereotypical American accent, Stalin, you can tell he pronounces your name like a true Russian.)


(Does not seem to notice and just keeps kicking in that general direction, making upset screams and wheezes and shuddering like fuckin' crazy.)

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1120830: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:33:14 PM

R-Right!

-runs, but she stops when she looks back and sees two Clouds-

?

-paralyzed by sheer confusion-

-well sloth is talkin to audrey in the main room, mindy is freakin' out in the kitchen with bunny-

Mm, well... you haven't had your powers for a very long time, have you? It's important to be patient about these things.

-Lust looks at Squid Stalin-

...That's gotta be the weirdest demon I've seen in a while.

edited 4th Jul '16 10:34:09 PM by HilarityEnsues

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1120831: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:35:22 PM

Well, that's quite bizarre, isn't it?


YES! IT IS I, STALIN! I WAS KILLED HERE ONCE BEFORE, BUT NOW I SHALL SHOW YOU MY TRUE FORM! ALSO, FUCK YOU, I'M NOT LEAVING.

-Adopts his true, evil form-

-Spider Stalin-

edited 4th Jul '16 10:35:46 PM by eldritchseer

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1120832: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:35:43 PM

There has to be some explanation for it. Even if it's... not that.

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1120833: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:36:00 PM

-boottom paged-

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1120834: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:36:51 PM

-Lapino was already halfway through the door before Mindy could talk back-

Don't make me leave you-

...? Did he? ... They? ... Now there's two?

Deer
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1120835: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:36:58 PM

I don't trust him. He acted very, what is the word, circumspect...? No, suspicious.

-STEPHANIE martel KARLOMAN-

-goes downstairs for a latenight snack run-

-and sees-

-cloud having some life difficulties-

. . ..

....e— erm.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1120836: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:38:26 PM

Circumcised, I think, is the word you were looking for...? I don't know myself...

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1120837: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:38:36 PM

How much longer of this?


Audrey said only measurable things are real in human science...


...Yeah, that's an abomination.

(AGGH HOLY LIGHT)

(prob burns lust a bit, too)

edited 4th Jul '16 10:39:18 PM by TooManyIdeas

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1120838: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:39:30 PM

....DIE, YOU SPIDERY COMMUNISTIC FFFFFILTH!

(SHRIEKS WITH THE VOICE OF A THOUUUUUUSAND SCREAMING EAGLES AND—)

(Weakly flops forward onto Stalin, lethargically grappling a spider leg with his one remaining hand.)

MY BODY MAY BE BROKEN....... but i swear....... on buddy holly's sainted grave in graceland....... my BURNING HEART will SCALD YOU ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1120839: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:39:35 PM

-Gently snores as though he didn't just explode into a mess of organs via large scale mitosis-

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1120840: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:40:20 PM

Science isn't everything. 'S a whole lotta things, but it doesn't control how society works.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1120841: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:40:20 PM

actually where's PUNTHER and gang

meanwhile suzy waltzes in from the kitchen in a fashionabluh Murrica dress and

oh dear god what is that (referring to cloud)

"...! -eyes widen like lamps-"

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1120842: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:41:04 PM

...

(sighs)

...I think I know what.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1120843: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:41:26 PM

Yes, circumcised. That is how he acted... I don't like him.

...

...Is— is he okay?

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1120845: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:42:51 PM

AGH FUCK!!!!!!

-Scalds in the holy light, due to being repulsed by Religion-

-Would retreat, but Gunth's fatass weighs him down and forces him to scald-

FUCKING IDIOTS, LET ME GO!!!!!

—-

I didn't like his face. He seemed smug, and I cannot bear to be around smug people, lest I lose patience and give them a good smack.

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1120846: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:43:16 PM

I don't remember how long it took for me to get the hang of things... I don't know if that'd really be a good means of comparison for you, anyways. But, assuming your powers are limited to telepathy, that is at least less of a chance for things to go wrong...

I don't... I thought Cloud was a human...

-watches the weirdass battle, enraptured-

Now this is quite a show!

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1120847: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:45:24 PM

I, uh... sort of got a mid-battle upgrade. To my mana.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1120848: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:46:42 PM

... My, he's a heavy sleeper.

... Thank goodness Peter didn't see this. He'd have nightmares for weeks.

Deer
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1120849: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:47:16 PM

And that made your hair change.

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1120850: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:47:51 PM

Wh— wh—wh—...?

(Fearfully peers over to see... TWO OF CLOUD)

…? U-uhhhm...? Did... Did I... heal him...?

(Takes a deep wheeze and nervously scoots over to look at the Clouds.)


KEEP IT UP, LITTLE LADY, YOUR FREEDOM OF RELIGION BEAM HURTS HIS NASTY SATANIC SOUL!!!!!

(Squeezes the spider leg he's holding with sub-homunculus force, probably about as hard as a grown man half-assing it.)

(Also, they're out on ye backe steppe)

edited 4th Jul '16 10:51:01 PM by MobileLeprechaun

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