aMERICA, little missy......!
awwwwwRIGHT, then both of you sit back and get all......... COMFY-LIKE, 'cuz uncle punther's gonna take you BOTH........... on a journey....... a journey called......... america.....!
(Sets his unlit sparkler down and reaches behind himself, grabbing up a marshmallow for each of them.)
...'m sorry, citizens...... i just didn't have enough...... enough of the ol JUICE in me to make the full-on s'mores this year......
…?
(Panos stares worriedly at Cloud, but is too confused and wigged out by the sudden crowd to approach quite yet.)
...Mon Thieu... horrors...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019I've been through this before when I was still learning how to use my powers. It's... a bit disorienting, but its nothing I cannot handle. I am more concerned for you, to be honest... I know exactly how you must feel right now.
I... suppose so. But I don't think he's... eugh, please don't be...
-sits down, looking enthused-
-His back splits open as four or five... appendages — only two are actually recognisable as badly deformed arms — burst out. The side of his head rips open as well, revealing a fanged maw, and his whole body folds to the other side with an audible crunching sound. It looks like every bit of him is boiling now, skin and bones ripping and reforming as though previously compressed-
SO......! the year...... is 1492, and a BIG TALL MAN named Colombo gets really got damn lost in India...... so lost... that he finds a WHOLE NEW LAND, different than anything he'd ever seen before....... a land........ called......... AMERICA.
…
(Does not wish for his BEAUTIFUL NARRATIVE to get sidelined by something so pedestrian as hateful eyes, but weakly lifts his head to see what's looking at him anyway.)
…!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAHHHHH QUE SE PASSE-T-IL?!?!
(Wheezes fearfully and and kicks at the Cloudbomination. Cannot kick so well, though.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Is it- magic?