...F-fine... I will... comply with—with your request, to, uhhhm... just—just to prove that I— that—that mine is the higher, uhhhm... Oh... O-oh merde, it, uhhhm... it gets everywhere, this—this is my only issue with ice cream...
(Seats himself on the floor, having to go about it slowly and carefully. Wheezes deeply.)
...Y-yes, I am a god, a-and yes, I know, it—it does not seem apparent, everyone tells me this and I know exactly why, y-you don't have to elaborate, or stare, o-or take me to the doctor or any of this—... Yes. Uhhhm... Yes.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Allow me to explain- once Finland was a very formidable force in the north, our great nation built by years of hard work and conquest. However, this period of growth declined due to bickering politicians and in-fighting by the myriad of ideology- to the point where our nation was nearly torn to bloody pieces of the Anarchists! They began a terrible civil war, and attempted to create a series of communes to phase out the statue- to destroy what one-thousand years of labour had built and reduce it to lawless wasteland! The Finnish did not stand for it then, and we will not stand for it now! The instability those filthy parasites created has set out economy into a deep downhill spiral, and soon one of damned opportunist neighbours will see their chance to sink their claws into Finnish soil. THAT is why I do what I do! The people must be protected from the rapists and the pillagers and the decadent politicians who would sell them out to see their own hides protected.
...U-uhhhm, well... I... probably am here as—as some part of my divine quest to—to ascension, wherein my inner divinity bursts from my physical, uhhhm, flesh-shell like— a-as in the manner of, uhhhm, an... uhhhm... uhhhm... winged insect from—from the chrysalis, and—and, I mean, uhhhm... it's just... common sense, really, that—that the government is— meddling, considering my status and—and special knowledge about, uhhhhm... things... that is... that is just what governments do sometimes, I do not particularly fault them, but it... it's—it's meddlesome, especially when I am taken to the doctor and they... uhhhm... they, uhhhhm... uhhhm... microchips...
(Still wheezes intermittently, even at rest.)
...O-oh, thank you for that, b-by the way... so hot in this summer, melts just like—... immediate...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Of course! All men and women are entitled to freedom and bread! All men and women deserve to have their place in world! All men and all women deserve to be proud!