-gets up and stretches wings-
-goes to kitchen to find fish-
Ah.... morning everyone.
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 SmashWow. Can you also dodge a bullet?
We don't bite. Most of us, anyway.
edited 19th Jul '12 8:02:18 AM by FergardStratoavis
What are bullets? Is that some sort of new crossbow?
I've taken a crossbow to the knee before. Whilst we were on guard duty protecting the pope if I remember rightly.
God's bones, how could you forget, you were in pain even during the doctor's treatment. A priest felt sure you were going to blaspheme at any moment from the pain.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-examines the door they entered from, opens it- Huh... A beach.
I guess we're stuck here Albert. Nothing but sitting in a place where we're probably going to be easily killed by anyone because they probably have magics and witchcraft here as well.
And Heresy.
Good thing we're not inquisitors then, we'd probably be killed if we started burning everyone left right and centre.
Cya
edited 19th Jul '12 8:47:06 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."What is that, some kind of demon?
Looks like it, are we obliged to attack it due to holy fire, scripture and such?
But wait, priests tell us that one of the sins is wrath, surely attacking it unprovoked is just making us sinful?
But we are defending our faith right? If it is a demon that is.
Lets not try it. Something tells me it's particularly strong. That and we're not ordained guards.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."It does not help you in the slightest if I can hear every single word of your plan of action. No I am not a demon, I am a troll.
-breaks another egg before he can get it out of the carton-
-flips over the table and accidentally breaks it-
CURSE THIS INFERNAL EGG TRAINING!!!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanSorry, we're not used to the supernatural being able to speak English.
You must of heard us saying we weren't going to try it anyway.
These weapons aren't exactly blessed, so I doubt we'd stand much of a chance.
God's Blood, I'm used to chasing assassins more than actual combat.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Grr.....
Apologies, are you not from a time where you have yet to understand the idea of extraterrestrial beings? In your night sky, where you can view stars and possibly a moon or two, there are other planets. Some possibly with advanced intelligence.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-shakes head-
<No.>
Zzzzz...
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!