Well- these are in no particular order...
But- -he takes a deep breath, as he starts to list them off-
1. I win the Lottery,
2. I get a meeting The First Invisible Man,
3. Britain leaves the European Union
4. North Korea experiences a coup with the new leader being a supervillain
5. I get Struck by lightning,
6. The government apologizes for putting me on their watch-list and then removes me from it
7. France decides to elect a Fascist government,
8. Su Li confesses that she's been in love with me all along,
9. My cousin's daughter turns out to have her own Hyde,
And 10, My grandfather on my mother's side leaves retirement to spy on me.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post...
-if Ches could visibly blink-
-he'd have blinked just then-
Oh they couldn't have picked a more biased person to watch the Invisible Man could they?
-sighs- If there was anyone else in the position, I might have stood a chance of convincing them that I'm not going to follow the path of my predecessors.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-Ches is with Gen in the main room-
-Kitt is upstairs, presuming that Norm has died-
-Alistair is in his treehouse, looking at the room through the binoculars whilst in his hammock- I see you, Griffin...
-sighs-
... Really- if they wanted someone to condemn me, they got the right guy.
My mother's maiden name was Kempson- their family stretches back to a man named Arthur Kemp.
He was a contemporary to the First Invisible Man.
A colleague of his- and a friend.
But- wouldn't you know it- the First Invisible Man goes missing for a while- and seems to go completely sociopathic. And Arthur Kemp is murdered on Christmas 1895, who by? Well- a man wrapped in bandages was seen fleeing the scene- and he covered his tracks by burning down Kemp's apartment.
edited 1st Jul '16 11:50:22 AM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

-the B-bot looks at miyu-
Is your brain alright?