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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1116701: Jun 29th 2016 at 6:43:57 AM

You are not calm! You're trying to pick up a fuck-huge sword to stab me!

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1116702: Jun 29th 2016 at 6:57:02 AM

... You are right.

My behaviour has been absurd.

I shall simply beat you to death.

-She throws a punch at his jaw-


Thank you for this.

edited 29th Jun '16 6:57:17 AM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116703: Jun 29th 2016 at 6:58:27 AM

Hey- it's no problem, honestly.

-she starts to cook the omelette-

I have nothing better to do, anyway.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1116704: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:00:34 AM

I wish I could be a superhero. I would always save the day and everyone would like me.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1116705: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:00:56 AM

-Wasn't entirely prepared for that so he just takes the hit, barely moving thanks to his size- Ow, fuck!

edited 29th Jun '16 7:03:24 AM by ChrissieMcNapkins

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1116706: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:03:30 AM

-She tries to get him in a headlock-

-She's pretty lithe, and fast-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116707: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:13:06 AM

It's stressful work... and sometimes you have to deal with the fact that not everyone will like you. Even if you do save the day.

Sometimes it's difficult to convince people that you're doing a good job- because if they got robbed and I didn't know about it, it's my fault- and I'm clearly not doing a good job...

And the police- well they just think you're there to steal their jobs...

-sighs- It's worth it, though. -smiles a little-

So, I wish you luck if that's what you're going to go for. -she serves up Gracia's omelette-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1116708: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:17:10 AM

-She looks at the omelette-

... I don't think my powers are safe enough for me to be a hero.

-She picks at her food-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116709: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:18:43 AM

It's... that kind of power-?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1116710: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:19:31 AM

-heads outside-

dead devotion
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1116711: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:19:53 AM

-Tries to grab her before she gets the headlock in but she's too fast-

-Headlock successful!-

Get. The. Fuck. Off! -wraps his arms around her waist and tries to lift her up-

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1116712: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:21:17 AM

-anvil is up on the roof surprisingly, spinning a fireball on a finger-


-gen meanwhile walks downstairs and nods hello to the mummy man-

any sight of your missing scientist?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116713: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:23:29 AM

Not yet.

-he's keeping most of his bandages on while he eats-

Honestly it might be a while.

-sighs- And who knows who can turn up before her too.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116715: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:30:31 AM

Unless you happen to be in the bad graces of the British government of my world- No.

Not really.

-thinks for a moment- The only other problematic figures that might go after me are my half-sister biologically speaking and my... I don't even know what to call him. The son of the half-sister of my father is what they are.

It turned out that my father and grandfather have another thing in common apart from not taking up our family's legacy.

edited 29th Jun '16 7:31:02 AM by RegularDefender

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1116716: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:36:17 AM

alright, well I'll make sure to keep that in mind as well

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116717: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:43:36 AM

If she ever decides to introduce herself... she inherited a lot of the- anger problems- to put it lightly.

My half-sister is Miss Lisa Ayde.

She also inherited our grey hair. A hold-over from the prominent albinism in my family.

It's one thing to keep in mind that she's militarily obsessed, and the last time I had to deal with her was putting her in jail for arms trafficking and conspiring towards terrorism. Goals unknown. She's tough. She also hates my guts, and I'm sure if MI 5 ever wanted to throw a grenade at me, they'd promise her freedom if she hunted me down.

Provided she hasn't already escaped...

My- whatever-he-is, I guess half-cousin- is Jack Raut.

I've never met him before. But- when I looked into his record, he is in prison as well.

He was trying to break into a government facility.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1116718: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:44:51 AM

...makes my family problems look small by comparison

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116719: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:49:22 AM

-sighs-

My family has a lot of problems.

... It's another thing that my cousin on my mother's side married a Jekyll.

And so, while we don't have any problems with her, thank-god, I don't know if my niece will inherit the family trait the Jekylls are known for.

Which-

If you've ever heard about that strange case, Henry Jekyll and Edward Hyde-

You'll know what 'trait' that is.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1116720: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:52:55 AM

wait that actually...ok I suppose I shouldn't be surprised

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116721: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:53:58 AM

I know it was spun into a famous book.

Which- I suppose- has transcended my universe where it was based on a true story...

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1116722: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:58:00 AM

Yeah, Mr. Hyde is pretty well known

edited 29th Jun '16 7:58:22 AM by Bcom

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116723: Jun 29th 2016 at 8:04:33 AM

Mmm.

I hope that- while my cousin's wife doesn't have a Hyde of her own-

That their daughter doesn't get one of her own.

She's only 8 years old right now.

But- there hasn't been enough research into the trait to know when it can and can't form.

Regardless- we have enough problems with the Griffin line in my opinion...

And it's my great grandfather and his father that are the reason I'm on my government's watchlist.

The First and Second Invisible man. Both took villainous paths- hell- the first was never confirmed to be dead.

So- going up and becoming the Third Invisible Man is making them produce assumptions about my character and motives. They think that I'll follow the path of my predecessors.

Which is only natural if the only examples of men choosing to become invisible are those who are mad in some way... and the fact that I'm related to them through direct bloodline doesn't help either.

edited 29th Jun '16 8:05:00 AM by RegularDefender

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#1116724: Jun 29th 2016 at 8:26:41 AM

well you're proving the government wrong are you not?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1116725: Jun 29th 2016 at 8:32:08 AM

It's what I'm trying to do.

But- well- it's not that convincing.

Especially as my career as a vigilante requires some level of secrecy...

If people know there's an invisible man around- then they can prepare. And all advantages I had of being invisible become moot.

Luckily I have some espionage skills on top of that- but regardless...

The existence of the third invisible man is a rumor- and I aim to keep it like that.

MI 5 does not know if I have actually achieved invisibility- I'm just suspect number 1 because I went under the radar whilst becoming invisible.

Which is why... I'm eating down here. In-case they're watching.

And why for some people- I'm using the old tried and true excuse for the bandages.

Chemical burns from a lab accident.

It's been the excuse ever since the first.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

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