You think yourself strong? You think yourself a savior of mankind? You are pathetic, you are weak, and you will die by my hand!
-Me'hron swings his great battleaxe again, determined to keep Shielder constantly moving and unable to do much other than dodge him-
-He's roaring, too, in a bellow so deep and primal that it might as well scramble your ears-
-Tallis and Julie are still nowhere to be seen-
—!
(she quickly summons a sword into her hand)
(a golden sword
, of assured victory)
(she aims its tip at the doubly-distracted Shielder atop the grub)
CALIBURN!!!
(and then she fires a brilliant, powerful beam of light from the tip, with full intent to kill him)
You are unworthy of that armour, thief! You lack the greatness of spirit and the devotion to our Emperor! Also, you have curves in the wrong places!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-She steps out from the bushes-
-She is wearing some torn up red rags. Her skin's filthy and dishevelled doesn't give her hair near enough credit-
-And she's carrying a pistol the size of a shoebox, somehow managing to hold it one handed-
Face your death, coward.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Sh—... Hhh... Y—...
(Is struggling to get something out, but is breathing very weakly and shallowly.)
(Demotte eventually hits what she thinks is a kidney... Or... Is that gallbladder? It's weird, whatever it is, and it's very deep in there, under a great deal of fat. The Advisor writhes in mid-air, and she feels a presence in her mind.)
{CEASE IMMEDIATELY, FOOL}
GET THE FUCK AWAY! GAHHHHHHH!
(Shielder jukes around wildly, spooked by Mehron, and doesn't notice the Calibeam until it's almost too late, hastily putting up a shield, but—)
(IT SHATTERS, and he and the Advisor are blown back against the wall.)
GHHH–!!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(The Advisor with Jelly flips its shit at the soy sauce assault and tries to impale him with its big proboscis, but then gets SHOT AT and ELECTROCUTED and screeches louder, angrily trying to force-push its assailants away.)
edited 28th Jun '16 11:55:01 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Me'hron goes for another overhead swing, bringing the axe down like a fucking executioner-
-But he vanishes into thin in the middle of it, his purpose having been served-
-And Julie, now in a resplendent and brand-new robot body-
-Is flying right for Shielder at an insanely fast speed-
-Sword pointed right for his gut-
-Tallis is on the floor, out cold-
Talk? Talk?!
Alright.
-She tosses the bolt pistol aside, and it goes off, narrowly missing his foot-
I can kill you unarmed if need be, anyway.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?{I? A fool? Ohonhonhonhohonhonhon!}
{There is something you must know about me, filth- no power on this earth could every hope to prevent me from tearing your innards to shreds, no power in existence will prevent me from bursting from your wretched carcass-!}
-Struggles from the presumably shaking of the blow the Advisor suffered-
{AND NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF COULD HOPE TO STOP ME FROM FINISHING WHAT I HAVE STARTED! FOR LE ROI!}
-Plunges her knife into the sack-
{LA LOI!}
-Begins tearing-
{AND LA LIBERTÉ!!}
-Shreds it and begins clambering through its innards, trying to burst through what she presumes to be its top in order to surprise Shielder-

-Jelly clings to the thrashing grub, crawling up to its head and pouring soy sauce on himself-
Come ooon, have a taste! One little taste~....
......
-Throws the soy sauce at the grub's eyes-
Taste me, darn it! I'm jelly, that's what I'm FOR!