I know enough. Or too much.
-rushes at Doomguy, swinging a hoof in some imitation of a punch. should the punch connect, the marine finds that it packs a touch more "oomf" than most melee attacks, along with the fact that most equines can hit fairly hard already-
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably-seems to come to his senses and leaps to his feet, looking around frantically. His eyes are still slitted, but they aren't as green as they were-
-looks at Volkov- As for you...
-fishes a serving fork out of the kitchen and bends it around Volkov's hands behind his back-
Not sure how much good it'll do....
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSo she's a "taint" vecause she is helping a paperclip with literally no way to defend himself? Woah...
-hops onto Pinkie Pie's back-
Clippit: Mind if I ride on you a little? I think I'll be safer this way.
edited 6th Nov '11 10:21:43 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-Pinkie's head snaps back in an almost unnatural fashion before suddenly whipping forward to headbutt Doomguy-
The proud Sleipner would still bear a rider.
Well, feel free to call her whatever you like.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyIt's what it is, not the actions. Doomguy's just acting in self defense... Hond on, it's vampiric.... heheheheheheh, I know exactly how to screw it over...
Doctor: -Runs a scan o nteh one fighting Doomguy with the sonic screwdriver- Vampiric, eh? Well, I know exactly what to do...
-The Doctor gets a handheld UV lamp out of his pockets, turns it on and points it in the direction of the vampiric taint-
Well, the last "vampires" he faced were really alien fish udner perception filters, but the same idea works - UV lamps warded them off, so...
-Chen is still trying to kill Clippy, whereas Doomguy is still fighting the vampiric taint-
Clippit: (@ Cloud) W... Well, at least I...I've got an ally!
edited 6th Nov '11 10:36:57 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."the UV light worked on the aforementioned alien fish!
Doomguy: Looks like its time for the great communicator. -gets it out and starts trying to sever the vampiric taint's limbs. Chen is STILL firing danmaku at Clippy-
Well, that doesn't mean it'll work here. Alien fish monsters=/=WOD vampires.
-Pinkie seems to dance just out of range of the chainsaw, humming a jaunty tune in time with the roar of the chainblade-
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyClippit: Care to stop shooting those things at me, miss! You keep missing, anyway!
Remember Clippy is riding on Pinkie Pie, it's a little hard to aim.
edited 6th Nov '11 11:11:17 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."![]()
So basically that means, "Clippy is gonna die, deal with it"? Well fuck it, Chen will keep missing, I plan on making Clippy a mainstay, and besides (do I have to repeat it), you'll lose the comic relief!
edited 6th Nov '11 11:19:33 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

-is a little dizzy from the punch-
Clippit: T... Thanks, miss pony! Do you know how to fight?
edited 6th Nov '11 10:09:48 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."