-Oh god you're funny-
-No it's fine. You can do jokes. You did a joke last week right?-
-What would Zack say-
Well, you managed not to lose any fingers while I was gone. Makes me wonder if I was needed here to begin with.
-Time to start writing your speech, somehow-
-About things you weren't actually there for-
-You totally remember which one was Ludenberg too-
-Shit shit shit shit-
-Pacing, pacing, pacing-
-You are going to mess this up and ruin Cloud's life-
-He laughs, then takes out his phone-
I actually came close last week. One of them nearly crushed me. She didn't appreciate us scavenging the wreckage of their dead. Least I think she was a she. Can robots be shes?
-He brings up an image of that one particular Autobot who sounds disconcertingly like Coras
-
I mean, let's not beat around the bush, she's got tits. Robotic motorcycle tits.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?[Do not approach the pristine daisies.]
-Please do not fuck the robot sir-
-Is reminded uncomfortably of everyone else in the barracks that inevitably wound up throwing him a soap party-
-It's alright though now you're one of them-
-Channel your inner sixteen year-old douchebag that really hates that one shrimpy kid for some reason-
They're not tits if it's got no nethers.
-Then someone else knocks on the door- You awake yet? I made breakfast and Barret's here to visit.
edited 9th Jun '16 10:19:05 PM by WonderSquid

-Steph might find a Phillip asnacking on unhealthy thngs and watching the animes, she has been taught well-
-leaves him alone like she promised-
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