-Taps it with his leg-
WELL, NOW YOU HAVE BOTH! I'LL HAVE TO THINK OF SOME WAY TO DEC THIS OUT... BUT ANYWAY! NOW... FOR MY "PIECE DAY RESISTANCE"
-The nightmare keys from their last few ventures float out from his pants-
BY CONSUMING THESE I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE REGAINED ENOUGH ENERGY TO RESTORE MY BODY! ...HOPEFULLY. IT'S HARD TO QUANTIFY, SO I'M JUST ASSUMING HERE
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHMM
SOLID QUESTION
I BELIEVE I WILL FIRST WORK ON ENSURING I CAN REGAIN MY PRIOR STRENGTH
BECAUSE THIS IS HONESTLY THE BARE MINIMUM NEEDED, I THINK, TO RESTORING EVEN A FRACTION OF WHAT I USED TO BE
SPEAKING OF WHICH- ALLEY-OOP
-Tosses the keys back into his pants (which make a really gross swallowing sound)-
...HUH. I DON'T FEEL ANY—
HWOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH
-A stream of energy bursts out from the top of the pants as the image of Archy's body slowly manifests-
I FEEL IT! OHOOOOOOO AM I REALLY FEELING IT!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-shrugs to Kranz-
-to Roxas- Well- sure there are, multiverse theory and all that...
But I don't know what you expected me to say like- "Earth Prime"?
Earth four hundred and seventy four?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post