-No-Face has a pig carcass, not cooked at the side- I'm preparing a special for later. I cooked up a new invention, I call it the instant cook grenade! It's like an incendiary, except the chemicals aren't harmful to eat! And to my tastes, adds to the flavour. -takes out grenade, shoving it inside the pig carcass- ... I'll remove the pin in a bit, once I'm done with the actual meal.
-is sat down on the couch, hood up still, but not really hiding his face as much as he did pre-bandages-
edited 17th Jul '12 10:19:24 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."(Nods uneasily, hoping that this doesn't backfire. Might be interesting, though... Too many grenades today. Waves hi to Cloud and wordlessly offers him some soon-to-be-done barbecue.)
(Looks at Mort.) Good observation. I'm pretty bored, I guess.
edited 17th Jul '12 10:21:18 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019That kid? Haha, no way, he's out like a log, wasn't me that did it, though. In fact!
-floats over and whispers something in his ear before heading back to Near-
Well then you're in luck! -suddenly has a top hat and a cane-
You have a master of illusions and completely friendly ghost here to brighten your day! Speak your mind and I can make whatever appear!
edited 17th Jul '12 10:21:52 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(Shoots No-Face a somewhat worried "Be careful, buddy" look.)
(HHNNHGGG ROBITS HNNGGHHHH.) I'll be sure to enjoy while it lasts, then. Heheheheheheheh~!
(Someone is outside the door.) Awight. Just tell me when.
edited 17th Jul '12 10:33:30 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-rooting around some more- AH! Found it! -pulls the pin and starts running the hell away from the pig carcass... which soon shoots up in flames, No-Face looks back- Awww... I missed the explosion. Right! Time to look at the cooked porkie! -walks back over to it-
No... It was a short fight. You tried to attack me with a sword. I dodged it though... and threw this at your chest. -shows Meat cleaver very briefly- But you need not apologise. I'm used to that treatment. And I don't feel pain.
edited 17th Jul '12 10:39:10 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Huh...? Oh! Okay! Just a second...
(A huge, bearded guy in a labcoat and a ridiculous looking tie walks in, smiling a friendly smile. He speaks in a thick New England accent and has a rather noticeable speech impediment.) Hewwo there. (Is spooked by the spider.) Gah! Oh... Um... Does this bewong to someone?
(Observes the pic carcass cautiously, curious as to how it'll turn out.)
edited 17th Jul '12 10:41:49 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Does john know that you pop out of his back?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!