Ghhh–!!
(Flops over hard on the ground, his daring tackle thwarted. Sputters and wheezes, not yet noticing the bomb or Demotte's escape.)
Hhhhhrrkk...
<...Yes. Whatever it is the winner desires, they can— in theory —attain such a thing. As such, Holy Grail Wars are violent and contentious affairs... or, so I am to assume, having never partook in one, at least not that I can remember. I merely have the necessary knowledge for participation.>
edited 4th Jun '16 6:09:42 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Oh Perry, this guy cannot be Gunth, he's somehow even fatter.)
(Gets tackled, weakly trying to fend Perry off, but can't really manage it, wheezing and coughing.)
<Yes, that is a requirement... Why do y—... Oh, oh God, don't tell me you're—... interested...>
(Hovers to where he can tilt his huge grub head down at her disapprovingly.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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(looks down again)
...Now you know why I asked about marriage, right?