WHAT
NO
I'M JUST A GUY UNFORTUNATELY CURSED INTO A PAIR OF PANTS
WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO EQUATE WITH BEING EVIL??????
-observing... focusing... not cracking a joke about breasts.......-
...Aright, I think I got it.
-Gets into the water and copies her pretty well!-
-aside from the part where he keeps bobbing his head up to spit water out-
HHBLEGH... WATER... IN M'MOUTH... CAN'T DO IT RIGHT!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanWELL IT IS NOT BECAUSE I MIGHT BE EVIL
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW IT STEMMED FROM A DISAGREEMENT
AND THEN... WELL, THINGS HAPPENED, AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
I am!
-he is-
-he's just not keeping his mouth closed enough-
I can't get... that sweet spot of breathin' down! 'ow's that work???
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHnnrmmm....
-he applies it...!-
-and he seems to get it...!-
-at the very least he's not coughing and sputtering-
OH IT'S BEEN FAR TOO LONG FOR ME TO PROPERLY REMEMBER
SOMETHING, SOMETHING, METHODS??? I THOUGHT I COULD EXPAND AND REWORK ONE OF HIS PRE-EXISTING SPELLS OR SOMETHING BUT HE APPARENTLY VIOLENTLY DISAGREED!
edited 30th May '16 9:58:56 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-He stops to catch his breath and watch her properly-
-There seems to be this "aha" moment going through his head, as evidenced by the actual "aha" and snap he does-
-He manages to breast stroke with several less issues than before-
HAHAH YES, THANK YOU
-He swings back and forth on the line before finally freeing himself-
-He lands smack dab on top of her-
...WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO INSTRUCT YOU ON HOW TO WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS. I FOREWARN YOU OF FEELING MILDLY TIRED AS A RESULT OF ME "DIPPING MY FEET", SO TO SPEAK, IN YOUR ENERGY POOLS
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

...Pfff. The breast stroke?
-ohhhh and there's the Patented Grin again-
WELL IN THIS CASE I CAN ASSURE YOU I AM NOT A PAIR OF TREE GROWN PANTS
MY NAME IS ARCHIBALD, A UH... HOW'D IT GO AGAIN... FORMER WIZARD'S APPRENTICE, CURSED INTO MISERABLE PANTHOOD
-there's a dramatic wind making him billow somehow-
...IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY RESTORATION I ONLY ASK TO BE WORN
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean