What the hell is this...
-Gets down to the floor after stomping his feet out and just busting through it to try and reach it anyway-
Some sorta... mirage?? Who the 'ell's miragin' me?! 'cause it looks real nice and it's PISSIN' ME OFF that I can't reach it!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Oddly enough, actually, he can.-
-There's a man, right there above him, seated on seemingly nothing in the middle of the darkness. His hair is white, and his one uncovered eye is a piercing green. He's got a small cigarette in his mouth.-
Don't go in there.
edited 25th May '16 2:54:32 PM by MacDuffy
I'll probably get there before it becomes a problem, anyway....Just don't touch that light, under any circumstances.
-And suddenly, he vanishes from the darkness....-
-Elsewhere, somewhere out in the woods-
-A man opens his second eyelid-
....
-He resumes walking, roombound.-
edited 25th May '16 3:33:57 PM by MacDuffy
-Folds his arms in a huff-
Fuggin' tellin' me not to look at the light... then tell me the light'll kill m'eyes.......... The hell else 'm I gonna do?!
-He decides to just keep his vision pointed up as much as possible and feels his way down the stairs-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

GAH— SUNUVA— SUNUVA.... son... of a...
-Freed is momentarily distracted by the pretty-
-And then gets right back to stamping his toes out-
The fuck is this????
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean