Pretty much. And honestly? This book frickin' sucks, and the lady who wrote it was crazy, and it's just really stupid and infuriating and makes me wanna fricking tear my hair out by the roots every time I think about it...!
(Stops herself and has a BREFF)
...But I think this helps. When I'm angry, I can't really be scared.
...Heh, yes. I come across like a soulless automaton halfheartedly attempting to emulate human behavior because I am precisely that. I wasn't really made to be a normal person, so why should I bother.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Eheheh, well... Most of it, anyway. You see, my co-creator... Father...
(Slightly uncomfortably long pause, briefly looks Very Blank.)
...He enjoys good comedy. And he wanted me to have a thing I am good at if my initial purpose, securing the Glazkov family's victory in a Holy Grail War, fell through, which is—Eheheheh!—increasingly likely because I really kind of suck... So he made me comedically apt, and able to feel the emotion humans call "mirth". That much I can comprehend, enjoy even...
(Nod nod nod.)
I frickin' know, right? I just wanna—... frickin' sock that dumb lady in the face for writing that stupid book, and when that's what I'm thinking... Yeah, I don't have time to be afraid for my life.
edited 14th May '16 8:57:27 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019I deeply understand now.
-Wipes his hand off his face-
My "club members" employ a similar tactic against me whenever we partake in "club activities."
In a similar vein, you can't be scared by ghosts if you're too angry to register it.
edited 14th May '16 9:02:04 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanA lot of them don't think before they do something, they don't take anyone's advice and then cry about what happened afterward, and they just act like children. Stupid, stupid children. I'm seriously surprised some of them aren't dead by this point because I have no idea how they managed to get by in life until this point.
-pause-
...I'm not talking about everyone, just some of the people here.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.Eheh, essentially. But many of the things you humans enjoy don't do much for me. I am more invested in the humor aspect of it.
...Frick, ghosts? That, um... That sounds about as menacing and bad as our Nihilists. Do you guys, like... Do exorcising or whatever?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019In a sense.
-Summons his STAND
◊ behind him-
If you consider pounding away at out of control spirits exorcising, yes! That is what we specialize in.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...Whoa! Frick, so you just— just punch 'em? Just punch the ghosts?
Unfathomably so...
(Sighs very quietly and runs a hand through his bangs.)
...Mother would have rathered I didn't feel such things. Heh, but in a way... She was probably onto something.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

"... so yeah."