...Whoa, wait... We do?
...I mean, I know I do, but— Gah, frick, how could I have forgotten that?! It's an important factor...!
(WRRRRITE)
...Really, no such thanks are needed. You just keep being yourself, alright. That's really all that matters.
(Small smile.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Given we seem to be a group of odd nuts and bolts, I would assume there to be a greater purpose to our collection. But...
-blankly pushes his glasses up-
I've observed none.
...I'VE SEEN NO SUCH PURPOSE TO OUR COLLECTION! You would expect some sort of grand adventure of some sort, or some hidden game behind all of this, right??? But all I've seen in these few days was... MINGLING! Surely we are not here to just mingle and make friends right???
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...Well...! This is, like, assuming that some frickin'— thing with a mind is behind this, and not, like, some other sort of random phenomenon. I mean, yeah, apparently weird, cosmic minds do exist, but I haven't seen much linking this place to the weird crap in my place, so I'm gonna just be agnostic in my thinking about it and assume that it's mindless and just, for whatever reason, tends to happen to people with weird crap going on.
(Thoughtful adjusting of the overlarge glasses.)
...But. But, assuming we were put here to mingle... Like, would that be the solution? If we get, like, all the friends, would the thing expel us back or what?
...Heh! My "deal", huh.
(smugsmirk returns)
...Hm. I'm trying to decide... Would it be more amusing if I came right out and gave you full disclosure, or if I were coy about it and left you guessing...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019..................................................................................................................................................
That is a solution worth pursuing, I feel.
-Taps his arms-
I would assume the people here have stayed for far longer than the two of us BUT.
-Sticks a finger up into the air-
Assuming there is an actual tracking value of friends going on here, perhaps none of them have met the required amount! I see no harm in attempting to make friends to see this theory validated, right?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

What other people remember doesn't... determine who you are.
It looked pretty messed up.