...Hmm, well... Ooh! Okay, how long, roundabout, have you been here? It's been, like... couple weeks for me, I think. I need to go back and look at my tallies.
...Of course. I wouldn't say such a thing if I didn't mean it. You're naturally very hilarious and entertaining, and this is something to be cherished, you know.
(Sounds... genuine?)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Hmm... In total? I'd chance a guess at... five? Days?
Yes, five days in total. I can't bear to imagine being here for more than the weekend...
-raises his hands up worryingly like <—
It's bothersome enough being here all day, but to run the risk of missing school?! Playing catch up?! BEING MARKED MISSING?!?!
-he seems to catch himself mid-rant and just curls his hands up to try and calm down-
........It's worrying.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(Pushes a hand through his bangs.)
...Eheh. Seriously, you weren't aware of this? I figured you would be, what with how naturally it comes to you.
(Nod of deep passion and understanding.)
Ohhhh, OH! A-frickin'-men, brother, frickin'— God only knows what this is doing to my record, y'know? Guhhhh, if I have to get into college a year late because of this crap, I will be royally frickin' ticked...!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-his fists start a-quiverin'-
Oh god... that notion hadn't occurred to me yet! I'm on a very specific path to med school and if this room holds me up from it...!
-PATS his cap and grabs hold of the brim in an attempt at calming down-
Royally frickin' ticked is certainly a way to put how I'd feel about it!
-DEEP BREATH-
But—no sense in dwelling on the worst case scenario...
-he says as he very noticeably looks like he's still dwelling on the worst case scenario-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...Ooh! You're gonna be a doctor?
(Beams a bit.)
Nyeheheh, well— well you're in good company, because I'm going to be a computer engineer!
...Or, um... Maybe an aerospace engineer, or a biochemist, or a geneticist, or—... Yeah, I'll decide eventually, I guess. Nyeheheh... But yeah! We're both people of learning, so maybe if we put our heads together and really frickin' think about this crap...
…
(Head-tilt.)
...Heh. What're you thanking me for.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019All respectable careers to aim for!
-smiles a teensy bit-
But yes! I'm sure we are capable of reaching a conclusion here!
-Folds his arms-
Now let's see... I have observed, so far, that a good majority of us appear to have supernatural abilities, or are supernatural themselves. I don't believe it would be a stretch to call this a common linking factor, yes?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Why does it matter.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post