-Rodney sits on the couch in the main room, giving Ruby and the robit a scrutinizing look
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What the blazes is that??? An automaton of some sort???
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOh, noooo. Those guys were complete diiiicks.
I was the oonneee chaaiineedd to the waaaalll.
And theeyyy broke meee in the firrrsst plaaace, before studying me to maaakee the copies.
I don't give a shiiiit about the copieeesss.
Besiiideeesss, piss me off aaaalll you waaant because my jooiinnttsss can't mooove.
Sooo I liteeeraallyyy caaan't moove out of thiiis chaaaiir.
-he addresses Rodney with the next one-
Automatooonn is the correeect teeerrrm. I am soul-powered clockwwwoorrrkk, sometimes known as a braaass heeaaad. Though sooome are powerrreeed byyy maagiiic alooonee.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-Glances back at the brass head-
A brass head... Well! I can find some relief if that is what you are. As for this one...
-Focuses fully on Alice, summoning his (diesel) STAND
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What are you!? You resemble a human, but you're as pale as a ghost! ...AREYOUAGHOST!?
-for convenience sake, they can see his (diesel) staaaaand-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanIiii would noood. Buuut I caaan't dooo thaaat eitheeerr.
Sooo, some repaaiiirrsss wouuld beee niiice, I've heaarrd theeerrreee arreee peeeoplleee.
Haaveeen't meet theeem yeeet of coouurrrssseee.
Oootheeerrwiiissee Iii caaaan't repaaiiir myyyseeelf.
On another nooote thooouugghhh. Whaaat iiis thaaat?
I'd pooiiint buuut- you geeet theee ideeaaaa.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-squint-
...Hnnnnnnghhhhhhhh FINE.
-Relaxes a little and pushes his glasses up by the bridge-
...A ghost is a deceased spirit that has failed to pass on from this realm of existence. Most frequently due to a deep regret that keeps them chained. Some are peaceful, but most often they are embittered, spiteful, and filled with rage.
edited 7th May '16 12:40:53 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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-Scratches his head and wonders how much of it is actually hair-