...Alright...
-Turns off his Delinquent Face and scans the area again-
Have any a you seen any more of those kinda monsters? All black, round yellow eyes, sometimes they got a heart symbol on them?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Our Cheese-Grating Ab'd Hero suddenly turns to Prisoner, his Heroic Gleam as shiny as ever!-
Afraid not, My Boy! But there's no need to fear: I've got a nose for villainy! And once I sniff it out-
....!?!?
-ZOUNDS! What's this!? Our Intrepid Fellow is keeling over and clutching his middle!?-
...Shit!...God damn!.....
edited 5th May '16 7:08:17 PM by MacDuffy
....H-....H-HA HA HA! Even the mightiest of heroes aren't immune to The Runs, I'm afraid! I-I'll just excuse myself! Stay in school, kids!
-Our Mighty Manfriend crouches down, and suddenly blasts off at incredible speed, disappearing into the forest!-
-An incredibly gaunt and skeletal figure lurches onto the front yard, approaching the room-
...Hahh.....Hahh.....That was way too close....
Heartless. They're black monsters that wanna steal your- uh... "soul heart" and turn you into one a them.
-Holds his Keyblade up-
And this is one of the only things that can off 'em for good, 'cause otherwise they'll just come back eventually.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Ariel- They're... Somewhere. They kinda show up in random spots, but it tends to be the same random spots.
-Savannah- That's good! As long as they don't get at your Heart... They come in a lot more varieties than the ones you were fighting, just so you know.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

@Ariel: It's this guy's superhero name.
@Savannah: Well, I mean... I just feel bad right now.
-pats All Might on the shoulder reassuringly-
It's gonna be ok.
edited 5th May '16 6:56:29 PM by HilarityEnsues