Iiiii caaannn feeel youu tryyyiiinnggg to unscrewwww myyy heaaadd.
-the screws seem to be too tight to do it by hand, and not even designed to be twisted out by hand!-
-this was clearly designed to be assembled and not taken apart-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWeeelll... you seeee it haappeeenneeedd a fewwww mooontthhhss baaaack.
Thiiisss douuuchheee caallleeddd Aasssassssiiiiinnn tried to kiiilll meee, and ended uuuppp criiippliiiing meee insteeaaaddd, soooo I preteeendeeed to beee deeeaaaddd.
Theeeyyy locked meee uuuppp in this baassseeemeeent and stuuudiieeeddd meee foorrr a bbiiiitt before this Caaaastoooor guuuyyyy started making cooopieeesss of meee
edited 5th May '16 11:56:39 AM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postTallis, I just said that it wasn't. I'm sorry. I get that you're angry, but if it's a choice between that or you being dead, then... I think I made the right choice.
-returns, carrying a large ax-
...?
...
-dives behind the couch, landing on her elbows-
Ow, fuck!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIWeeeelll, if nooothiiing eeellsseee, Iiiiim not reaaallyyy a rooobbooottt, Iiiiim a soouulll posseesssing and poowweerrriiing a clockwwoorrrkk boooddyyyy. Sooo, Iiii duunnoooo.
Wooouulllddd beee niiice to beee able to mooove agaaaiiiin. Don't leeettt this oootheeerrr perrrssooon neaaarrr meee thouuughhh, I'm preeetttyyy suurreee sheee's trryyyiiing to taaake myyy heaaad off.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Alright.
dead devotion