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PhysicalStamina i'm tired, my friend (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
i'm tired, my friend
#108676: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:36:12 PM

*still drowsy* What are you watching?

i'm tired, my friend
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#108677: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:36:17 PM

-still has one of No-face's grenades, is seriously considering throwing it at the TV-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#108678: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:37:22 PM

-watches film for a bit-

-scratches head in confusion-

Still haven't figured out film. Tongue in cheek? Black comedy? What the humans call "so bad it's good"? Acting terrible. Cinematography ghastly.

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#108679: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:37:55 PM

Try "trainwreck".

...Why are they playing ball whilst wearing tuxedos? Is that some weird Earth custom, or is it just this movie being stupid again?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#108680: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:38:16 PM

I don't know what it's called, but I can safely say I hate it. I wish Gamera would show up and smash everything...

(Sincerely hopes they're not really expecting.) 8|

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#108681: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:38:19 PM

-looks at grenade-

I have a job for you sir. Can you go buy some snacks? It will keep you from movie.

The movie is being stupid.

edited 15th Jul '12 3:38:55 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#108682: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:39:19 PM

I just call it rubbish. -strongly gripping grenade, a small click is heard- Oh dear. -quickly covers his hands and the grenade in granite, shielding everyone from the blast, shakes his hand afterwards- Man that stings. Yeah, I'll get the snacks. -goes to the kitchen, shaking his hand still-

edited 15th Jul '12 3:39:52 PM by Olivetree

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
PhysicalStamina i'm tired, my friend (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
i'm tired, my friend
#108683: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:40:09 PM

*looks at the TV* Oh, *yawn* I think Tails told me about this movie. Is this the one with the creepy guy from Spagonia or something? With the hair?

i'm tired, my friend
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#108684: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:40:47 PM

-watches impatiently-

Human films too slow paced. Too much exposition. Salarian films much faster paced. This is...*sharp intake of breath* difficult to adjust to.

-still watches-

This is what human relationships like? No, unlikely. Film far too poor in quality to show accuracy. Perhaps simply made as satire?

War is God.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#108685: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:41:22 PM

It's Tommy Wiseau's The Room, by the way.

So long as there isn't more awkward navel sex, I think we'll be fine...

I thought they were supposed to be aliens. They definitely don't act like humans.

edited 15th Jul '12 3:42:33 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
PhysicalStamina i'm tired, my friend (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
i'm tired, my friend
#108686: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:42:34 PM

I know, the mention of Johnny and Lisa tipped me off.

Hey Knuckles, get up and check this out.

*wakes up* *snort* Huh? What do you want?

Get over here and see.

*walking over to the TV* All right, I'm comi- *sees the guys playing football* ...what is this?

edited 15th Jul '12 3:43:41 PM by PhysicalStamina

i'm tired, my friend
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#108687: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:42:45 PM

(Nods at Sonic.)

(Looks at Solus.) It would have to be a hell of a satire. If you want to see a real movie, I could try to see if Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla is on after this.

edited 15th Jul '12 3:43:57 PM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#108688: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:43:28 PM

I saw

-ducks instinctively from sound of explosion- What? What? Grenade? Hull breach? Canister rupture? What? -sees what caused it- Please don't do that. Brings back unpleasant memories.

War is God.
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#108689: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:44:37 PM

-comes back with snacks, setting them down on the table- Well, the grenade went off in my hand. Just so you know, there isn't going to be a repeat of Employee Film night: Watching Titanic.

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
PhysicalStamina i'm tired, my friend (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
i'm tired, my friend
#108690: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:44:50 PM

The snot-nosed kid is getting on my nerves.

Oh, speaking of snacks, I still have some chili dogs left. Help yourselves.

edited 15th Jul '12 3:45:27 PM by PhysicalStamina

i'm tired, my friend
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#108691: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:47:29 PM

(Smile-nods at Sonic and grabs a chili dog.)

(Generally e_o)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#108692: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:48:06 PM

-is offered snacks-

Oh no thank you. Salarian digestive tract incompatible with most human foods. Causes... *sharp intake of breath* unpleasant reactions. Would you happen to have any Tupari?

War is God.
PhysicalStamina i'm tired, my friend (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
i'm tired, my friend
#108693: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:48:44 PM

...no.

Can't help ya there.

i'm tired, my friend
nigelstack345 Let's dance, boys! from Subspace Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Let's dance, boys!
#108694: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:49:35 PM

Not much can be said at this point... Everyone said it already.

-shakes head in disbelief-

-still going WTF-

Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#108695: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:49:44 PM

Tupari? What's that exactly? Some kind of Outworld plant?

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#108696: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:51:25 PM

(Rests his head in his hands and comes close to shutting his eyes. Sighs deeply.)

(Is not sure he can finish the chili dog. That's how unsettling this movie is.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#108697: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:51:39 PM

Intergalactic sports drink. Specific sub brands tailored to be compatible with different races. Very tasty I've heard.

{{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUTZJ0Qtodg}}

War is God.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#108698: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:52:43 PM

-starts wondering what would happen if tommy appeared while movie was on-

-is eating a large cookie-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#108699: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:53:01 PM

-Takes another shot-

Oh, would you look at that. They got caught trying to have sex ten feet away from a roomful of people. What are the odds?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#108700: Jul 15th 2012 at 3:53:51 PM

Oh. So you're definitely not from the Realms. Or from the future, alien thing part of Earthrealm and you don't know of the realms, which I highly doubt.

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."

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