He's in a freezer, but besides, are you seriously trying to kill off the room's comic relief?
edited 5th Nov '11 7:20:49 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Sorry, lunch.
-Mara is knocked down by Cloud's ice attack. He gets up and uses Marin Karin on No Legs and Cloud. Marin Karin is an attack that "charms" the enemy, effectively making them fight for you or heal you if it works.-
edited 5th Nov '11 7:25:38 PM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Something like that!
-When the Freezer stopped well... Freezing, Joshua opened it and brought fourth a straightened-out Clippit encased in a layer of Rock hard Ice-
Time to kick Demon balls!
-Joshua sprints towards the Dick demon and stabs him with Iceppit-
edited 5th Nov '11 7:28:14 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!You mean you just had lunch or you are going to have lunch? If the first, please save Clippy!
Cut the crap, Strigon!
edited 5th Nov '11 7:26:51 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Thanks! I owe you!
-the ice melts-
Clippit: Gee! *ATCHOO!* Thanks boss! *ATCHOO*
-smacks Joshua with rolled up paper-
Clippit: Take that!
Errm... I'm afraid there aren't any guns around boss! I can smack you, if you want.
-SMACK-
edited 5th Nov '11 7:30:40 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."AARRGGHH!!!
-Joshua ran away from Mara before putting the fire out by rolling again. It seems the last attack hurt him pretty badly-
Somebody freeze my knife!!!
-Pulls said weapon out-
edited 5th Nov '11 7:32:21 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Clippy sets the paper on fire thanks to the handy burning Joshua right behind him, then puts it over Mara-
Clippit: T... That's OK?
So, what do you think of Clippy's Face–Heel Turn everyone?
edited 5th Nov '11 7:39:11 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-Volkov suddenly runs up to Joshua and carries him off to the Kitchen, safe from the battle-
Major?!
Rest for now, I gotta kill this bastard for hurting my subordinate.
-He takes Joshua's knife, draws his own and runs towards the battle again-
FREEZE THESE FUCKING KNIVES YOU MORONS!!!
edited 5th Nov '11 7:40:10 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Clippit is also inside the shield, he blows a raspberry to everyone outside-
Clippit: BRRRRRRRRRRTZ!
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-Climbs to his feet, looks at Chen curiously. Creates a small ice crystal and flicks it at Mara in a manner similar to throwing a knife. It proves much more accurate and comes close to getting through the barrier due to its concentrated force-
edited 5th Nov '11 7:39:32 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistChen: YOU IDIOT! -smacks NoLegs... breaking the effects of charm-
NoLegs: What just happened?
Chen: YOU HEALED IT, IDIOT!
NoLegs: I did?... oh no, I think I know what happened. If you ever see me doign things like that again i nteh battle, just hit me again. -resumes firing stars at Mara-
Chen: Now to help undo the effects... Heaven Sign"Immortal Sage's Rumbling" -Chen starts flying in diagonals , firing spreads of bullets. It seems stupid at first due toe diagonals being away from Mara, Chen then starts moving horizontally, firing a weak 360° of bullets. After some time the room shakes and the red bullets turn into smaller white bullets, which then fall towards Mara. The pattern then repeats-
Yes, Chen just used a spellcard. It's a stage 2 spellcard, used on easy and normal difficulties.
-Volkov runs up to the Shield and assaults it with his knives-
MY KNIVES?! THEY'RE NOT FROZEN YET!!!
edited 5th Nov '11 7:42:27 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Moves his head to the side, allowing the shard to shatter against the wall-
Right, then.
I have something that might take down that barrier, but you'll need to cover me for about thirty seconds while it gets here. -dodges- Is that at all possible? Or plausible?
edited 5th Nov '11 7:43:24 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Doomguy: -standing behind Clippy with a chainsaw- Any last words?