...Hm. I have at least a centimeter on you. And aren't dragons supposed to be... Well, upwards of this building. I admit I have seen few, aside from Charlie here, and he is not even a proper dragon.
(Looks over at Chaz, smiling.) Ah, how have you been, Charlie my dear friend. This young man claims there is no bacon-flavored ginger ale.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh, sure thing! I've got enough for everyone.
-he takes out some bacon sodas-
-it tastes so good you are compelled to replace all the blood in your body with this beautiful drink-
-if you die it only means god has abandoned this world and you made the right decision by leaving this shithole-
-ok its actually pretty fucking weird but somehow it does taste like real bacon, if liquid bacon is your thing-

Oh? That's certainly a pity, isn't it.
(Peers over at Sera.) Wouldn't you agree, small dragon that probably wishes to eat me. Heh.
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