-ponders this for a moment- I suppose the craters in the field have already been used. So Yeah, I'll test the No-face specials at the beach! After all, there's enough water nearby to -twitches- put the fires out. -walks over to the beach, the explosions are just as large, but they're also spraying fire now-
-finishes coffee- Ah, he'll be fine
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Good day. Name's Kano. Outside is my buddy No-face. He's throwing some C4 strength incendiary bombs around a beach. Damn bastard's going to get himself killed one of these days.
-is outside at the beach, throwing the bombs around, there's fire Everywhere-
edited 14th Jul '12 10:09:18 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-Still dancing, trying to wake himself up-
-Face Nemesis
◊ zooms past the beach at a ridiculous speed, creating a giantic wave-
edited 14th Jul '12 10:23:53 AM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."o.o....-closes the door- uh,anyway im clark i am what is known as a goomba.-looks around- i really don't know how i got here,but im just glad to be away from the mushroom kingdom. that place-face darkens-was hell.....-suddenly brightens up- anywaays anough aout me,whats your guys storys?
its all good now,since we left the taps running for a million years.-is splashed, the fires go out- Well, I guess I know it works! -chuckling- I have a few spares. -walks back inside- Kano, I'm heading back to base to make more of these -holds up a grenade- Call me if you've found a job for me. -leaves-
-nods, waving at No-face, to Clark- I'm an Arms dealer and Mercenary.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-looks around- (Okay. One down... Who else can I do?)
-eating cake-
Welcome to your- Agh....
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash

... You couch throw them at the beach. Nobody will mind if sand flies around.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!