-eventually comes to a rather strange cave, at first glance it just looks like a cave, a big dark hole in some rocks-
-but there's nothing alive, nothing at all, in fact its worse than dead, there's no Color here, like whatever made this place got lazy with the paint-
Oooh. Savanah was trying to cook those earlier. She burned them.
PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850(Reaaaaally got his bell rung there, nose bleeding. Goes unconscious.)
...Well. That really depends, doesn't it? What year are you from?
Heh! Yeah, eggs are almost uncookable. It's easiest to just let the water cook them, like this.
(Stirs the egg into the noodles and broth with a fork. Mmmmm, smells PRETTY GUD)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019So, what did you do to become king of the world, exactly? I don't think that today's first-world countries would have allowed that at all.
(she's now folding her arms)
(if she's shocked or impressed by what he just said, then she's a really good faker)
edited 7th Apr '16 10:21:21 PM by foxmccloud4387
...Oh, I was far from the king, my dear. I was but a humble servant of Our Benefactors, The Universal Union, great beings from a dimension alien to ours who came to show our humble race true enlightenment.
(ohhhhh, so this man is INSANE, probably)
...Heh. I guess I didn't fuck it up, then.
(Dowwwwn for the count, you can almost see the lil' pigeons flying around his head.)
10 mins
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Ehehehahahaha!
(Legit laughter.)
Ohhhh, nice try, I... I can respect the thought, dear, I can! But you are still a mere human, not a... perfect, intellectually-pure, massive psychic entity that has already taken countless worlds under its kind protection. Ohhhh no, no... There isn't any bullshitting a professional bullshitter, my child.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-Nimbus is out in the forest, grumbling-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?