Good Fascists, adherents to my will, friends, Romans! I have risen from the death so cruelly inflicted upon me at the hands of the weak socialists and democrats, the treasonous rats so foolishly thought they could subdue a god of this world- the Father of Fascism, myself, BENITO MUSSOLINI! Feel honoured to be in my presence and to hear my name, for this is the greatest being who is now before you, and his wisdom is utterly unmatched!
(Just looks... very offended.)
...Wh— Miyu. Miyu, my dear is it— can you not have even a mustard seed of faith in me, your Servant?
(Yyyyyeah you're gonna have to force this one out of Old Man Shitkins.)
...Yes, they... they certainly do... Hold on a moment, child.
...Mussolini, you said? Well... There will be no such fascism in this household, you— you fiend!
(Crackles menacingly with lightning.)
...Hm, is it. Well why not wash them down with some...
(Opens the fridge and grabs a carton of...)
Pineapple mango juice.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(His eyes widen.)
...Ohhhh shit.
No, no you are mistaken, dear girl! This man is a liar and a devil, and he wishes to enslave you in fascism!''
(Perry.) STAND BACK, I shall have to use force with this one!
(Look, Julay, it's the fuckin' pigeon guy trying to fend off an Italian man.)
...Heh! I take it you like that flavor.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Whenever you speak to me, you will always speak the truth. You will never lie to me, and you cannot obfuscate the truth from me with silence.
(the first Command Spell flares up with a nifty red light and a nifty sound FX)
(before fading from Miyu's hand, turning from dark red to a scarlike pink)
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...Was I not clear enough in my explanation, Miyu?
(If he's lying, it's clear that it's become so much a habit for him, his tells are few and far between.)
(Opens the cabinet, finding...)
(Mini club crackers!)
(Takes them out and offers them to the masculinely-named girl.)
…!!!
(Is super goddamn startled by the SUDDEN MUSSOLINI, nearly dropping his birdseed.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019