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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#1066326: Mar 20th 2016 at 8:42:10 PM

I'm an Arach.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#1066328: Mar 20th 2016 at 8:48:46 PM

An Arach.

edited 20th Mar '16 8:49:22 PM by Azure

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1066329: Mar 20th 2016 at 8:50:11 PM

"... Do you know what a human is?"

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1066330: Mar 20th 2016 at 10:11:36 PM

-There's a floating tiny moon in the main room-

-Tied to a string as if it were a balloon-

-Mune is carefully pulling it into the kitchen-

Deer
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066331: Mar 20th 2016 at 10:32:56 PM

-ariel is in the main room, lying on the couch trying to sleep-

-until she notices the floating moon in the room-

...?

-meanwhile outside in the woods, there is a... really fucking tall foldable ladder poking up from the woods-

-and someone is sitting on it-

edited 20th Mar '16 10:36:25 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1066332: Mar 20th 2016 at 10:43:07 PM

-on the roof, a mime stands staring at the one on top of the ladder-

-a clown-

-no appreciation for artistry-

-how dull-

-the mime took a whiff of a cigarette that wasn't there... it was metaphor-

-ignorance to the arts was an addiction... like nicotine-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066333: Mar 20th 2016 at 10:49:11 PM

-he sits on the dangerously high ladder with a telescope and continues to search for something-

Ah my fishy friend, where could she be...?

-he continues to look around. until sees the mime sitting there, smoking-

-EGADS! have he no shame!? Smoking in public and ruining thy image!-

-how inferiating!-

-the clown stuffs his telescope in his sleeve and starts climbing down-

edited 20th Mar '16 10:49:53 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1066334: Mar 20th 2016 at 10:52:49 PM

-he put out the non-existent cigarette, and made a silent huff, crossing his arms-

-he thought about picking up his bow-

-no, that would be overkill-

-this was a plebeian, undeserving of the artistry that comes from archery-

-no... a round of gold would have to do-

-he started to position himself to tee up... looking upon his clubs-that-weren't-there-

-he chose the driver-

-he liked it, it symbolized the driving force of human ambition as it sent the dreams of men out into the great beyond- whether to land in the green or in the sand pit, that was mankind's destiny. -

-he swung the driver that wasn't there- at the golf ball that wasn't there on the tee that wasn't there-

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066335: Mar 20th 2016 at 10:58:49 PM

-halfway down his ladder is hit by the none-existent golfball and it tumbles down-

-the clown frowns and waves to the mime, then he hops off his latter and into the forest-

-seems like you taught him a lesson mister mime-

edited 20th Mar '16 11:00:37 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1066336: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:01:02 PM

-he gave a satisfied smirk-

-Mimes: 1-

-Clowns: 0-

-he rested the non-existent golf club onto his shoulder-

-at least the clown knew how to follow his act-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066337: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:04:28 PM

-and follow the act he does, for it seems a golf ball is coming your way mister mime-

-a golf ball that looks a lot like a bomb-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1066338: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:07:02 PM

-ah-

-this clown is playing serious-

-that is a bomb-

-he knows he has no invisible wall in front of him-

-and raised his eyebrows in surprise, and fell over backwards below the bomb-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066339: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:09:40 PM

-KABOOM! goes the bomb-

-despite the loud noise the most it leaves is a ringing in the ears and black soot-

-the clown walks out of the woods holding a golf club and golf bag with a smug look on his face-

edited 20th Mar '16 11:10:06 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1066340: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:14:43 PM

-he slowly gets up, wiping off the suit-

-it almost ruined his makeup-

-and that just wouldn't do-

-he huffed without a breath, looking down at the clown-

-he pointed at the clown and then stood to the side, as if commanding a firing squad that wasn't there-

-his mouth moved, without making words, a dramatic, stirring speech, one to cast guilt upon the clown-

-he then raises his hand and prepares to give the order for the nonexistent soldiers to fire-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066341: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:21:27 PM

-somehow the clown understands the movement of the mimes lips, maybe it because they both wear make up? who knows?-

-the clown bows his head in shame and guilt and feels around in his sleeve and pulls out... a small box wrapped in pretty ribbon with a balloon hanging off it-

edited 20th Mar '16 11:21:58 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1066342: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:24:07 PM

-the mime raises an eyebrow-

-he halts the nonexistent gunmen-

-standing straight, and holding out his hand to receive the gift for inspection, carrying a nonexistent cane beneath his arm-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066343: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:27:52 PM

-the clown lets the gift go and it flies right to the mimes hands, somehow-

-he waits eagerly for the mime to open his present-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1066344: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:30:13 PM

-He bends over dramatically-

-going to lift open the gift-

-he pries it with his fingers a little, and then makes a silent 'Ha!' gesture, and shakes his head at the clown as if feeling in the position of being the smarter party-

-he holds it out as far from him as possible, before he slowly lifts the lid off-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066345: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:36:40 PM

-once the box opens, he would find a cupcake inside-

-that after a split second flies into his face-

-while that is happening it seems the clown is suddenly gone-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1066346: Mar 20th 2016 at 11:42:00 PM

-makes a silent harrumph-

-and throws the gift onto the ground-

-he dusts himself off-

-leaning against a wall that isn't there-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066348: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:49:18 AM

-hey look savanah-

-it's a clown-

-looking under the couch-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1066350: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:56:56 AM

-he gets up and sighs deeply-

Oh my pretty mermaid, where could you have gone...

-just as he turns around he sees he has an audience-

Oh, hello child!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

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