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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062476: Mar 9th 2016 at 11:39:35 AM

...Hmm...

(how to wake up a drunken person, she googles into her shell phone)

...

(nods, as she reads up on the internets, before looking back at the drunken bro in front of her)

Boo!

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062477: Mar 9th 2016 at 11:48:11 AM

I wouldn't know- in my time, it was the center of an Empire, I know that.

Though I wouldn't know religiously... A lot of places have their own gods.

The Patron Goddess of Carthage is Tanit after all, though we worship many gods.

I won't be doing it again, I assure you. I'm not a jokester by heart.

Hhng?

-slowly looks up with a bedraggled face- What do you- waaanntt...

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062478: Mar 9th 2016 at 11:50:06 AM

Sorry! You were just kinda passed out on the table.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1062479: Mar 9th 2016 at 11:50:36 AM

Yeah, uh...

-decides she's likely the least qualified person to enter into an explanation on theology-

Yeah it's like that.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062480: Mar 9th 2016 at 11:53:38 AM

Mm. I haven't heard of papacy before, though. The Roman religion I know is that of- Jove or Jupiter- whatever they call their head. Mars, Apollo... all very- Greek.

Nyeh...

I was a little happier asleep.

-rubs his beard-

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1062481: Mar 9th 2016 at 11:56:58 AM

That, that dies out, yeah.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062482: Mar 9th 2016 at 11:57:38 AM

It seems a little uncomfortable there. Like, wouldn't it be comfier in a bed?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062483: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:05:44 PM

Nyeh.

Comfort? That isn't the point...

Mm. I don't know what happens in my worlds' future.

-dude looks like he stepped out of Ancient Carthage, certainly-

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062484: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:07:40 PM

(tilts her head) Then what is it?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1062485: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:11:36 PM

I'd, uh... I'd be surprised if it's still in a, uh, a recognizable state.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062486: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:13:02 PM

The point is that I'd rather be passed out drunk than be awake and knowing that I'm still stranded...

At least in a drunken dream- I can think I'm being- that- dashing Rogue Trader that I always wanted to be but noooo I'm an Inquisitor studying time!

And it got me all the way out heerrreeeee.

With nooo way back...

Mm. Well- as far as I know, the one in my world has lasted at least a little bit longer.

Apparently we lose the second war we have with Rome.

Which honestly- that isn't the case in my timeline.

I know my grandfather was a veteran of it, I think.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062487: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:15:22 PM

...

(takes a seat by him)

Well - all of us are pretty much stranded! If that makes you feel better.

Like, I've got an important job back at my world, but I'm also stranded here.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062488: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:25:12 PM

Nyeh...

I guess...

If I didn't have this job though, I'd be happy and not stranded...

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062489: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:27:06 PM

...?

Did your job cause you to end up here?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062490: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:37:19 PM

Of course it did.

I go into a dimension beyond the realms of material space, one that is known to cause chaotic things- as it is the source of Chaos...

One that I went in, explicitly to study its' relation to time, since it is documented that there is a level of time manipulation that occurs when travelling through it to get to another place, theoretically quicker than one would take otherwise...

And of course it decides to scatter me, my accolytes, and my ship across- who knows where.

I only know I ended up here- and my ship and accolytes are nowhere to be seen.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062491: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:40:03 PM

...!

(a look of realization appears in her eyes)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062492: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:48:10 PM

... What.

You look like you've realized something.

Did you look at my hat?

I know someone else recognized that I was an Inquisitor... and then locked themselves in their room.

"God-Emperor fearing citizen" my ass, but I'm not in the mood to root out heresy or even bother... Its' not even part of my jurisdiction, technically, y'know...

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062493: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:49:58 PM

You're a space-time traveler...

(grins) That means you also work for Chaldea!

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1062494: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:52:18 PM

-There's a Julie outside-

-And a Tallis in the main room-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1062495: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:54:12 PM

So... I guess Rome's the main difference? In my world, Rome wins, in your world, Carthage wins, and in Shaun's, Macedonia bodyslams them both?

No, no, no, they never ended up bodyslamming Carthage.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062496: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:54:57 PM

Nyeh??

Chaldea?

Never heard of it.

Sounds about right. Pretty happy about the lack of Carthage's death in your world, Shaun.

edited 9th Mar '16 12:55:54 PM by RegularDefender

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1062497: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:57:37 PM

Oh...

(seems to deflate somewhat)

Gotta head to this thing called class now

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1062498: Mar 9th 2016 at 12:58:51 PM

I doubt it's as big as you'd remember it being. Their colonies in the Iberian all broke away in medieval times.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1062499: Mar 9th 2016 at 1:01:41 PM

That probably happens after my death, then.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm-

-hiccups-

Inquisitor Macrianus Major Macvicar- of the Ordo Chronos...

Servants of the God-Emperor of Mankind and the Imperium of Man...

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1062500: Mar 9th 2016 at 1:03:21 PM

Well, you're, like... Antiquity? Or something?

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