Cannot be up too late tonight.
(Old smug white-haired shitlord with shifty intentions and identity unknown apart from that he is an "Assassin" lurks fretfully on the edge of the forest, wondering about the meeting with Babbage.)
...Shit... Why there...?
(He holds the giant scissors clumsily, unsure of how even to store the fuckers.)
(Young inscrutable fat shitlord is perched up on the roof, staring expressionlessly at the sky.)
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edited 29th Feb '16 6:49:36 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Its' fine.
You're not the first.
But- I just drink it because its' what I'm used to, and I like it.
I remember a time when it was safer to drink alcohol than drink water.
Besides, gunfire's just- a national drink from my home.
I'll accept the dangers and risks of alcohol, because I'm used to them.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

-frowns-
Sorry...