-puts on straw hat- Does stuff like this always happen in here?
edited 10th Jul '12 8:54:11 PM by nigelstack345
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 SmashFrom what I've seen and I've been told, it doesn't tend to happen from anything that isn't a mindless beast.
-Looks at Mu- Could she have been forced into a similar process as me? -Thoughtful-
edited 10th Jul '12 9:03:05 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."-To Clouds- Huh? Was it something I said?
-to Pink- Hey there! Well, everything has calmed down, I think... Huh?
-Finally notices the two Luffys- ...What?
edited 10th Jul '12 9:18:50 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."Humoh, and now things are getting boring again.
-Cyril leans back into his regal chair and begins to nap-
-A young male deer in a business suit appears in the center of the room. He's holding a laserpointer and a remote control used in powerpoints. A suitcase on a wooden pedistal appears alongside him-
And as you see, this rocket launcher should lead to your mercenaries' success in the battlefield. The lack of explosion range is made up by it's raw power, thus encouraging your employees to perfect their ai- ....
-The deer looks around, taking off his spectacles to view his environment-
My, I appear to have been kidnapped.
edited 10th Jul '12 9:19:17 PM by Tatsumar
Deer-looks at Cloud and Lok- Wow, you two look just alike! Like... you two are twins or something...
Hmph... -goes to couch and falls asleep-
edited 10th Jul '12 9:31:44 PM by nigelstack345
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 SmashExcuse me, but where did you take my customers and my sales associate? They must be close by, judging by the state of this abode. Also, why did you kidnap us?
-The deer man picks up his briefcase, and adjust his spectacles yet again-
You must've taken us to get your hands on our weapon supply, no?
Deer-Shoots a look at Pink-
We didn't kidnap you. People just show up here.
And we don't need weapons —
— seeing as how most of us are armed anyway. If we wanted you dead —
— you would be.
Cloud Strife. A pleasure to meet both of you.
I'm... damn it, hold on...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistExcuse me, I am not a "Deerling" or whatever strange nicknames you have for captives. I'm Steve Doe, salesman for Mann Co's weapons and hat supply. I'm sorry for you captors, but Mr. Saxton Hale won't give you free weapons for kidnapping his associates.
-Steve nods at the Clouds-
I see. I'm sorely mistaken then. I suppose you are customers of Mann Co's many stores?
edited 10th Jul '12 9:44:10 PM by Tatsumar
Deer-chuckles- You'd never need weapons if you're someone like me...
-begins eating buffet table of food-
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash

-Chest opens and Fiora jumps out-
No, I'm sure stuff is not supposed to go like this.
I agree with the sentiment Cloud.
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."