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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1041701: Dec 23rd 2015 at 12:49:07 AM

Ga-k!

(one Kyoko down for the count)

(as she's lying on the ground under the sack, the other Kyoko vanishes)

(seems you got the real one)

Kuh...gah...

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1041702: Dec 23rd 2015 at 12:51:04 AM

(still keeping her left hand on the sack, Alter points her sword down at Kyoko with her right)

Do you yield?

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1041703: Dec 23rd 2015 at 12:53:31 AM

Ghh...

Yeah yeah...you win this one.

(In a glow of red light, she's back to her regular clothes)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1041704: Dec 23rd 2015 at 12:57:17 AM

(hoists the sack back over her shoulder, freeing Kyoko, while allowing her sword to dematerialize)

As per the conditions of our duel, I cannot give you the gift that is most ideal for you. However...

(starts to set the sack back down on the ground, but not on top of Kyoko this time)

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1041705: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:02:29 AM

...?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1041706: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:06:59 AM

You want a gift for someone else, not yourself, correct? And, as far as I am aware, that person did not lose the duel. Therefore—

(pulls out this weird-looking thing from the sack)

You can have this, so long as you intend to give it to them.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1041707: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:09:34 AM

(her face lights up in surprise)

Woow-what is it?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1041708: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:12:26 AM

A CD storage box, capable of holding up to one hundred discs. As of now, it is completely filled with classical music CDs.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1041709: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:16:44 AM

...

(holy fucking shitsticks)

You know what...

(picks it up)

You make a pretty good Santa. Thanks.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1041710: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:22:32 AM

(smiles)

(it looks identical to her previous dangerous smiles, but you never know)

Now - I must depart. My task has only just begun, and I must take to the skies to prepare to make Christmas merry.

(hoisting her sack over her shoulder, she starts to walk back towards her sleigh, reindeer and all waiting for her)

(while humming Jingle Bells to herself in that same menacing tone of hers)

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1041711: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:25:53 AM

...

Heh...

(now for other preparations)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1041712: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:31:19 AM

(the sleigh takes to the skies, going higher and higher as the reindeer work)

(but when they're high enough, Santa Alter turns around, aiming her sword away from the direction of motion...)

EX— CALIBUR!!!!!!!

(and then an absolutely giant beam of dark magical energy jettisons out from the sword, sending the sleigh rocketing upward at hypersonic speeds with a loud sonic boom)

(all the way up to the stratosphere)

(lookit them)

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1041713: Dec 23rd 2015 at 1:43:46 AM

(looks up)

...

(might wanna get out of the way of that)

(aaaaand she's outta there)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1041714: Dec 23rd 2015 at 2:02:31 AM

Sorry, I missed out. Can we pretend that Trumbo fought alongside Kyoko.

(Attempting to flee from the attack alongside Kyoko.)

<Holy shit! Those aren't costumes! These girls fight for real!>

edited 23rd Dec '15 2:14:05 AM by josh6243

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1041715: Dec 23rd 2015 at 2:13:04 AM

Sure. Sorry dude, was eager to do this.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1041716: Dec 23rd 2015 at 3:46:52 AM

-is wherever-

dead devotion
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1041717: Dec 23rd 2015 at 5:40:42 AM

Sorry as well, Josh.

(it ain't so much a final attack as it is just)

(an excalibur being fired off from the sky, not really aimed)

(sorry for the dis-clarification)

edited 23rd Dec '15 6:18:48 AM by foxmccloud4387

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1041719: Dec 23rd 2015 at 9:32:56 AM

-HEY, YO, ZORO IN A WOODS-

....Getting sick of all these trees!....

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1041720: Dec 23rd 2015 at 9:34:11 AM

-Mindy Claus sees the Blanche-

Howdy there.

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1041721: Dec 23rd 2015 at 9:54:16 AM

(HEY, YO, ZORO)

(is it getting hot in these woods...?)

(despite all of this, y'know, snow)

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1041722: Dec 23rd 2015 at 10:07:16 AM

-around-

-a circle-

dead devotion
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1041723: Dec 23rd 2015 at 10:07:52 AM

....?

-Wipes his brow, looking around-

The hell?....

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#1041724: Dec 23rd 2015 at 10:11:11 AM

-Mindy Claus waves to the pokemon trainers-


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