It just kinda doesn't do anything for me.
Alright!? This is my second chance! My chance at REVENGE!
My name is DJ T@$KM@$T3R! I loved captivating my audience with my DJ beats so much that I practiced my DJ-ing skills day in and day out! Eventually, I became the greatest DJ in the universe, with the power to brainwash the idiot masses with my music!
edited 18th Dec '15 2:21:43 PM by MacDuffy
Well-..no, I used to do it a little.
That's right! I do! And I DID! I turned my entire universe into my own Galactic Beat Empire! But I wanted more! I wanted EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE to hear my beats!
I heard of a mysterious place which you could use to travel between universes, so I came here to-
-notices she's writing in her notebook-
....Uh....What are you doing?
edited 18th Dec '15 2:26:13 PM by MacDuffy

i made another