-kamen rider is an entirely scientific... mostly scientific show-
-so if WORKS-
-Philip goes slackjawed while Shotaro laughs a little at it-
Haha! I can't believe it, Philip! You were trying to figure this out for how many weeks now?
And the answer literally lived under this roof... Interesting...
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanThank you again.
...Well, I guess I might as well give this a try too. Just to be sure it works.
-Grins- Someone just wants to try a new toy out.
Don't be ridiculous.
-you can tell he looks a bit excited to do it, though-
-CYCLONE. "Henshin." KAMEN RIDER CYCLONE-
It really works.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanIt's really quite convenient you could.
-Undoes the transformation-
Now if Sam says no, I've always got one for myself again.
-Holds up his Joker memory-
Man... It's too bad Gaia Memories need the Earth's power to work, otherwise this would set us straight.
-Pockets his memory-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHm? Gaia Memories?
They hold power from the Earth and can transform whoever uses them.
Yeah. There used to be a bunch of people with Gaia Memories in our hometown, but we got rid of 'em.
They used bad Gaia Memories. It transformed them into literal monsters and they would gradually grow addicted to that power.
We use good Gaia Memories, though. They're too weak to turn us into monsters, but we can still use 'em thanks to these babies.
-Taps his Lost Driver and then pockets that-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-They shake their head-
We're private eyes.
Detectives.
-Turns and pulls his brim down a little- Hard-boiled to the bone...
He's more half-boiled, really.
Don't pay him any mind... A hard-boiled man like myself doesn't get easily upse—
-Looks up, seeing Twin Moons hanging there-
...GAH! Philip! What's that?!
-Shotaro POINTS at Twin Moons-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanMain Room
My mistake, I was not aware there was a difference... Regarding what I am, I'm a spirit composed of people's dreams and nightmares... Regarding whether I'm harmless... That depends on if you don't mean any harm to the people who live here.
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...

...Philip, the energy of the Earth isn't magic ri—
Of course it's not, Shotaro!
Alright, alright!
-Undoes the transformation and hands Julie the driver-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean