Fianna Bana -suddenly behind him, that impressive looking white stag appears-
-geez, it seems powerful, and as large as a horse-
-he gets on, seems it lacks a saddle-
-he offers his hand- Not to worry, I've practiced riding it plenty of times.
I need an accomplice.
Someone to perform a ritual with that'll sustain my existence here.
I can probably explain more elsewhere.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-nods- Indeed. You would be my Master, if we were to do it.
It is- in essence- a symbiotic contract.
The connection from me to you, will grant me energy to continue existing- in return- I am in your service. And will be obligated to protect you.
I believe it's fast enough for us to look like a blur to people.
So- best to hold on tight. Tell me when you're ready.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postSo in other words, it is out of my control- willing participation is required.
Al right- here we go!
-he pats the side of its' neck-
-it rears up for a moment, and then speeds off-
-you feel, oddly at peace Steph-
-despite how fast you're going, the wind actually seems pretty damn tranquil-
-oh and the scenery is mostly a blur for you-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-nods- I do. Otherwise I will fade from existence.
-nods- Indeed- this is why I've been practicing! I feel so much peace whilst riding it. I never feel the need to use my sword!
-if Steph looks down, she'll notice that the ground beneath them has taken on a distinctively blue color-
-they're riding across water-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postOh? That would be very kind of you.
I shall set up the ritual. Meet me on the roof in a moment, you can take a moment here.
Have another drink or something. Consider your actions.
-he turns back to look at Steph, with a wide grin- We're moving too fast to sink into the water, but don't worry- I'll take us back to the lake!
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Technically it's a deer, not a horse.
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