...Hokay, closin' 'er up, and I've got my timer—
(And by "timer", he means "weird clockwork centipede thing slithering up his arm
".)
—set for thirty seconds. Goooooood luck!~
(KER-SHUT)
(silent... grungy... spooky...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Is clinging to both girls-
-Must be brave must keep them save no no no-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Pumpnta Clause bursts into flame and dies-
-What a waste of a week's buildup, eh?-
-Never could follow through with anything-
-But I doubt anyone will read this, though if you do, ;)-
-A pink, hardcover book lies on the kitchen table, though no one will read it, or acknowledge it, I'd bet some Goddamn money on that-
(Sam manages to deck whatever the hell it was in the jaw and send it reeling.)
(OH SHIT SHIT SHIT, GOOD THING YOU PUNCHED IT BECAUSE YOU WERE GONNA GET ATTACKED BY—)
(...some white trash guy
◊...)
(ARMED WITH A GLEAMING, STEELY)
(...spoon, with which he was stabbing a box of Golden Grahams...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

It's Julie.