(The sick(ening) jams only get louder, and there is a strange, purplish glow that only barely illuminates what lies within. It seems to be filled with various spooky junk, like crates and tools and broken-down dishwashers.)
(A tall, slender figure who is most likely that creepy harlequin guy from before is hunched over behind a rusty push-pedal car.)
Kyeheheheheh...~ Welcome, ninjette, to the mothafuckin' Juggaloco Van of Spooks.
(spoooooooky finger-waggle)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019U-uhm...
-Don't make a fool of yourself like last time-
-Be brave-
Hello?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Say... do ya like... free candies and maybe also sodas?
(spoooky yet also inviting finger waggle)
...Oooooh.~ Do we have... another coupla willing juggalettes who care to explore the Juggaloco Van of Spooks?
(finger_waggle_gif)
edited 31st Oct '15 4:29:02 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-sighs-
... Well.
Try not to let it get you down.
If you think you're still in danger, then- I guess you should find my Berserker.
He's hard to miss... in the forest, the ground around him's kind of dead from exposure to heat.
He just sits on a stone.
I guess he'd be the best option inside that blizzard.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post(Hops out, holding out a spoooooky hand.)
Ah ah ah! Not so fast, ninjettes, hold yer mothafuckin' horses! Before y'all get those sickass candies and possibly sodas if we have any left and I need to check that , you gotta face...
(DRAMATIC PAUSE)
The Six Trials of the Van. Then, hell yeah, you can get all the fuckin' sweets you want. Dare you proceed?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-Heads for the stairs-