(Gunnery Sergeant Heartman kicks the door down carrying a box full of fireworks)
WOW, THIS PLACE SEEMS TO BE FULL OF MORE MAGGOTS THAN A DEAD COWS ASS! IT'S GROWN EVER SINCE I WAS LAST HERE! CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR FILTHY WORTHLESS ASS NAMES?
edited 3rd Jul '12 10:00:16 AM by Higginbid
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?-to Gunnery- Indoor voice please? -puffs out-
-continues sword practice-
-takes head out sink- -dunks again-
edited 3rd Jul '12 10:01:33 AM by nigelstack345
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 SmashTRAVIS TOUCHDOWN, DRILL SERGEANT ASS MUNCHES!
-Link looks over-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg(Glares at spike)
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, INDOOR VOICE? YOU CAN GO BACK TO DAYCARE IF YOU WANT A GODDAMN INDOOR VOICE!
(looks at near)
DO THEY CALL YOU THAT BECAUSE YOUR NUTSACK IS SO NEAR TO YOUR BODY?! WHY DID YOU JOIN THE CORE, JOHNNY?
(looks at travis)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM HERE, PRIVATE DOUCHE BAG?! WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TALK DOWN TO YOUR SUPERIORS LIKE SHIT?! DID MAMMY PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO YOU?
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?MY PARENTS ARE DEAD SIR!
-Travis smirks-
-Flippy stares at Gunnery-
edited 3rd Jul '12 10:08:03 AM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg(still looking at travis)
WELL THAT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL, PRIVATE DOUCHE! DID YOU KILL YOUR PARENTS?! YOU LOOK LIKE THE DEGENERATE FREAK WHO WOULD PULL SOME STUNT LIKE THAT!
(Looks at zero)
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY LET A SKANK LIKE YOU INTO MY BELOVED CORE?!
edited 3rd Jul '12 10:10:01 AM by Higginbid
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?SIR NO SIR! MY CRAZY BITCH STEP SISTER DID SIR!
-Flippy walks over to Gunnery-
edited 3rd Jul '12 10:10:42 AM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgI'll have some...
Me too.
-to Gunnery- (puffs out) .....Douche.
edited 3rd Jul '12 10:17:35 AM by nigelstack345
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash

(Points at Marceline.) She got one in a package. (Quietly disappointed that it isn't a bunch of Legos.)
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