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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#991026: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:43:08 AM

It's like...f-fragments of stuff.

EEP! -quickly ducks under the table-

edited 15th Aug '15 11:43:58 AM by ChrissieMcNapkins

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#991027: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:45:47 AM

-Cliff crawls under the table to avoid the metal flying-

Kid, you're gonna clean the mess up later.

Deer
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991028: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:46:14 AM

Main Room

Nao: (has this "I give up" look now as she carefully peers around the corner again) Well, excuse me for actually caring about how beautiful I look. (beat) Least it's bread and not soup.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#991029: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:48:39 AM

Pfah! Who's got time for beauty?

-CTINK-

-He finally pops the lid open-

Yeah-hah!

-Dumps the bread out onto the counter-

What mess? I don't see nothin'.

-he said as several metal bits lay on the floor-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#991030: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:50:09 AM

...

Wait, you guys keep canned bread?

... Humans are so strange...

Deer
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991031: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:52:32 AM

Kitchen

Nao: Clearly not thou, O Mighty Vanquisher of Cylindrical Storage. (has now deemed it safe enough to stand back up and into plain view at the doorway again)

(glances at Cliff) Don't look at me - I didn't come up with it.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#991032: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:53:13 AM

-holy mother of god do i still need sleep-

Deer
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#991033: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:54:36 AM

-comes out from under the table- P-please don't do that again.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#991034: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:54:52 AM

-go back to sleep-

-Casually breathes some fire onto it to warm it up-

Whassup with canned bread anyhow. Keeps it fresher?

-Harriet- Where's a can opener then?

edited 15th Aug '15 11:57:49 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991035: Aug 15th 2015 at 11:57:53 AM

Kitchen

Rest is more important, Deer Dude, lest you do something foolish and my car gets brained again.

Nao: (Neanderthal, stops for a moment at the casual fire-breathing) Dunno about keeping bread fresher, but that's generally what canned food is for, yeah. Think they can last for years without spoiling.

(Part 2) Probably one in the drawer somewhere. This place seems to have everything somehow.

edited 15th Aug '15 11:58:25 AM by megarockman

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#991036: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:08:09 PM

Yeah?

-Chomps into it-

-Spits some out into the sink a solid three seconds later-

Pthah, pteooey.

Eugh. I've 'eard canned soup's good. Bread's jus' total shit.

Whas' one a those can openers look like?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#991037: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:08:17 PM

Y-yeah, one of the d-drawers.

edited 15th Aug '15 12:10:01 PM by ChrissieMcNapkins

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991038: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:10:24 PM

Nao: (walks over to the drawers, opens a couple before finding and holding up one like she's showing a child) This.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#991039: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:11:03 PM

Ohhhhh.

-Tosses the rest of the bread into the trash-

And how d'you use that?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991040: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:13:42 PM

Nao: (holds up her finger to say "One moment", then looks through the cupboard for a can - happens to be chicken noodle soup. She then slowly, deliberately, and if we're honest condescendingly demonstrates the proper method of using the can opener to open the can of soup.) Like that.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#991041: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:16:54 PM

-just watching this situation play out-

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991042: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:24:05 PM

Kitchen

Nao: (glances back over at Harriet) ...and what do you want?

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#991043: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:25:46 PM

Ohhhhhhhhh.

Ya think I'm an idiot for not knowin' how to work this shit!

Yeah, yeah, I see it in the way yer doin' it!

Well 'scuuuuuse me, ma'am for never growin' up with this sorta shit!

-he's saying this all in a glad, but sarcastic tone if that wasn't evident-

-He then takes the soup from her hand for himself-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991044: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:34:16 PM

Kitchen

Nao: (lets him take the opened can) Happy to help. (equally sarcastic as she turns and looks for something to drink in the fridge)

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#991045: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:39:56 PM

-Finds a bowl and dumps the soup in there-

-Then gently blows fire onto it to warm it up-

-Grumpily-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991046: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:42:19 PM

Kitchen

Nao: (while her head is still in the fridge) ...not used to this kind of stuff, are ya?

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#991047: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:45:19 PM

-Still in the kitchen with his flower basket-

-Has been quiet lately-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#991048: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:45:25 PM

-fiiiiii— No, I was jus' jokin' when I said I never grew up with this shit.

What do you think?

-He said flatly-

—iiiiire-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#991049: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:49:41 PM

Kitchen

Nao: (still with head in fridge) ...could ask someone here about shit you don't get. Leaves less of a mess.

(Cloud or whoever Spaz is playing, what's with this tension hanging in the air?)

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#991050: Aug 15th 2015 at 12:51:45 PM

-looking away from Nao- N-nothing!

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.

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