Kitchen
Rest is more important, Deer Dude, lest you do something foolish and my car gets brained again.
Nao: (Neanderthal, stops for a moment at the casual fire-breathing) Dunno about keeping bread fresher, but that's generally what canned food is for, yeah. Think they can last for years without spoiling.
(Part 2) Probably one in the drawer somewhere. This place seems to have everything somehow.
edited 15th Aug '15 11:58:25 AM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight.Nao: (holds up her finger to say "One moment", then looks through the cupboard for a can - happens to be chicken noodle soup. She then slowly, deliberately, and if we're honest condescendingly demonstrates the proper method of using the can opener to open the can of soup.) Like that.
The damned queen and the relentless knight.Ohhhhhhhhh.
Ya think I'm an idiot for not knowin' how to work this shit!
Yeah, yeah, I see it in the way yer doin' it!
Well 'scuuuuuse me, ma'am for never growin' up with this sorta shit!
-he's saying this all in a glad, but sarcastic tone if that wasn't evident-
-He then takes the soup from her hand for himself-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

It's like...f-fragments of stuff.
EEP! -quickly ducks under the table-
edited 15th Aug '15 11:43:58 AM by ChrissieMcNapkins
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.