-Now you have a flaming cackling troll attempting to shoulder-charge you-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Pulls out their rifles- ...??
-And a knife- ...???
-As-
-A resplendent figure in brass armor and an odd mask walks through the bushes
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-Hefting a rather large two-hander-
-You can feel it Lautrec-
-Humanity-
всегда верен-Is swatted-
-Getting right back onto her feet after careening into a tree-
-Going to need a more permanent solution to keep this little troll down-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Is pinned, still laughing-
yep! hahahah
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?cuz its fun
not every day you pick a fight with a dragon buoy
just wanted to sea if you were actunally any good when it came to gettin rough
i mean you got the title and the power and the harem but that dont count for squat if you aint gonna get a lil nasty when you gotta
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I technically don't have the title or the power yet... I'm Duke-in-waiting. And an heir.
Formally, I have no power until I turn 17...
But- I don't like fighting. I mean- if I wanted to, I guess I could but I'm still being trained in the sword.
And- well- not much is needed as a dragon... If I wanted, I probably could just start roasting you there. I mean- my scales are pretty much fireproof.
-nods- Yes... leave him to me.
-he takes out his dual shotels-
A duel.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postyou ever bitten someones head off before when youre like that
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?iunno if i was a dragon id tear shit up yknow
whole armies would fuckin turn tail and run
lil wigglers would shit themselves to sleep in fear that id show up and eat them
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?... I'm not like that.
My family- we're protectors, not- devastators.
If someone were to invade my home, I would respond in kind.
But this here is pointless.
Why would I devastate the countryside of the place I live- or even the place I'm destined to govern?
-he moves his shin away from the kick, and places it between his legs in a kick-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this posthey its your land and your people you do what you want
just sayin what use is bein a dragon if you cant fuck anyone up
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-he parries with a shotel-
There's- I don't have to prove anything.
And I don't enjoy messing people up so... I think you're just assuming dragons like to destroy things or that we're supposed to.
Its' like saying that you're supposed to stay in the water, or something.
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-he breathes in-
-and out-
-small focused flame at Meenah, though it seems designed to not hurt that badly-
-nods- Yes... there were two clerics who came here to kill me. They're hollows now.
I was lucky because they happened to come to this place.
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