-nods- You could say zhat...
-brings up a selection of bots
- So let me tell you somezhing-
Pit Girl is ze mechanic on Monday Night Combat- she makes all of zese for ze matches- and zese things- all of zhem- can withstand pretty heavy damage. Except Slimbots. Slimbots are veak as shit. So are Gremlins but- Gremlins can be invisible.
Now zis is important because- she also owes me a favor. See- she vas hit with a contract for endorsing a skin product zhat she's allergic to- and zhere vhere terms in it zhat specified zhat she had to be filmed using it- and giving her verbal seal of approval.
So- I stepped in and took ze endorsement on her behalf- so, Pit Girl asked me vhether she could do anyzhing for me-
I said hold onto it.
And now... I could call zhat in.
I have a selection of small teleportation devices- zhat could transmit zheir coordinates to Pit Girl- she attaches teleportation devices on a selection of bots- and vhen I activate it... Zoom.
Vherever ze little badges are- ze bot vearing a partner to ze badge- vill show up.
All I have to do zhen- is ask zhat zhey're all Jackbots.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-nods- Ya!
I approach unarmed- zhey think I'm not threatening...
Zhen I just casually activate ze teleporters- you and Leman can quietly place zhem around vhile zhey're distracted looking at me-
So ze sudden shift in ze balance of power- vill terrify zhem. Zhey vould not have enough time to prepare- unlike if I just waltzed over zhere vith ze Jackbots alveady out.
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Well— well, he was trying to prove I'm a liar. 'Cause — 'Cause I said I didn't need friends, so he got mad.
edited 7th Jul '15 5:52:20 PM by thespacephantom
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